So the 'ageing roady' look is intentional then?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:36, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I like this.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Not really.
What about your (admittedly successful) attempt at 'Victorian homosexual rapist'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Really?
And you invited him on Saturday?

You know there are going to be some sexy kids, right?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Wrong

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Oh I know all right.
It's OK, Blousie has promised to keep me on a lead, so all the kiddies will be safe.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:44, Reply)

When you say "lead" do you mean she is going to truss you up like a chicken and digitally violate you?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:46, Reply)

One lives in hope Stunned, one lives in hope.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:47, Reply)

I think you're thinking of someone else here.
Not to deflect the insult, I have done some bad things in my time, but I cannot think to which 'look' you allude.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Stupid facial hair
and a penchant for top hats etc. - by your own admission, - makes you, in my eyes, what I would call a 'steampoof'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Penchant is a little strong.
I do own one bun not worn it since I was clean shaven. Still I was wondering what to wear to the party, might see if my tailcoat has shrunk in the wardrobe...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:46, Reply)

I have a tailcoat
I bought it for a burlesque photoshoot which never happened. I've never actually worn it.
(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:49, Reply)

I'm going to have to get a tailcoat for Ballroom competitions soon
You're about 5'11", right?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:51, Reply)

more like 4'11"
I'm 5'11" though.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Under 5 foot is medically a midget I believe
and I'm short but I'm not that short.
(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:53, Reply)

but are you closer to 4'11" or 5'11"?
In other news, shit, I dated a midget......
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Hang on
You're the same height as me as well as having the same name?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:59, Reply)

I'm actually 5'11.75" tall if that helps.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Christ, I thought I had a complex about not hitting 6 foot

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:06, Reply)

We are one.
Now give us a go on your girlfriend.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:07, Reply)

She hates facial hair
Sorry mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:17, Reply)

That's OK mate I don't do blondes as a rule
I think maybe I am the evil (and thus much cooler) version of you, it's well known that evil twins often sport a beard.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Twins are the same age genius

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:24, Reply)

In my parallel dimension time evidently moves a bit faster.
Do keep up of i shall start calling you "Junior".
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:26, Reply)

I need a cane really to complete the look.
No time to get one before Saturday, anyway not sure about fancy dress, even if it is a party. I might dig out my suit and wear it with army boots just to annoy Dozer.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:51, Reply)

He isn't going...

(berk, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:52, Reply)

I know, but the sheer knowledge of it will annoy him.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:53, Reply)

He's not coming

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I know, but the sheer knowledge of it will annoy him.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:55, Reply)

The sheer knowledge of it will annoy him

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Well said.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:21, Reply)

I thought that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 16:31, Reply)

You own one bun?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:51, Reply)

n t

My apologies.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 15:53, Reply)