I too am writing a letter of resignation.
I am rubbish at this sort of thing.
( wanderlust, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:46, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Moving jobs again?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:47, Reply)

Dumping Monty.
He likes things all legal like.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:49, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:50, Reply)

That'll make Gonzo's day...

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:52, Reply)

YES !!!!!!!

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Yups,
Looks like I've been head hunted again.
Things haven't been going too well at the place I am now and I sick of working constantly, not seeing Monty or any of my friends and not getting paid on time.

Someone's offered me a slightly sideways move but with much more potential to move up within the company. I had a trial shift last night and the director of the company had nothing but praise for me, which was nice.
( wanderlust, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Ahh, that's excellent to hear!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Thanks.
They were very honest with me too about how things work and the chances I could have. It made a nice change from being offered the world and ending up with Milton Keynes.
( wanderlust, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Good good, I'm really glad to hear it
Sadly, I'm in a company where I can't really progress, but currently, I don't mind.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:13, Reply)

You are doing the right thing. For so many different reasons.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:12, Reply)

When I've settled in you and Monts should come in for dinner.
But only if you sit outside and don't make eye contact with me.
( wanderlust, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Or eat, or breathe

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Done.
Will you rub my tummy when I have finished eating? Like last time.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:15, Reply)

And will you tuck him in with a bed time story?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Yes.

( wanderlust, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Sweet!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:28, Reply)

You are coming on Saturday right?!

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Not for lunch as I have to work.
But I'll be out by about 8pm.
( wanderlust, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:21, Reply)

WHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'm gonna touch you up so bad when El Boyce isn't looking.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Excellent.
He'll have his hands busy with records for most of the evening anyway.
( wanderlust, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:37, Reply)

I thought you'd not long started at some snazzy new place?

(berk, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Have you been successfully poached by your mate then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 8:55, Reply)

Remember to pepper your missive with expletives -
and make sure you call your boss a 'gaylord' at least once.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Really she should just get you to write it for her.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Mein Kampf does not easily translate to a resignation letter

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:16, Reply)

I'm good at writing letters and available to help.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Standard letter innit.
Thank the staff and directors blah. Consider this letter commencement of my notice blah. Enjoyed working here.

Done.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:19, Reply)

You dont even have to say that
I wish to resign my post, effective xx/xx
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Needs MOAR vitriol

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Thank them?
fuck that, they should be thanking you.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:24, Reply)

You don't have to mean it. You just SAY it.
Because you are a professional and not a 10 year old.

And you are better than them.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Wise words you fucking cunt.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 9:13, Reply)