My best business idea
is to open a chip shop in Jerusalem called 'Arbeit Macht Fry'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:14, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Good Lord
Chips set you free
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Work makes you dead.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Those lazy cunts.
Even with that inspirational motto over the gates the workshy bastards still did fuck all. Most days they didn't even get dressed, just dossed about in their pyjamas. Fucking students.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Idea for a series:
a sitcom about a secret Hassidic kamikaze squadron, called 'Torah! Torah! Torah!'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:26, Reply)

More of this please
Keep 'em coming
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:28, Reply)

A sitcom based around a mining company
called "Borer! Borer! Borer!"?
( Kroney, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:31, Reply)

A sit com about a father forced to send his triplet daughters out on the game to make ends meet
Called "Whore 'er! Whore 'er! Whore 'er!"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Oh, jolly good.

( Kroney, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:35, Reply)

A sitcom based on the idea that Supermans father has had two identical clones made of himself
called "Jorel! Jorel! Jorel!"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Less good
They do all seem to be jumping on the getting stuck/dying bandwagon though, don't they?
I mean, I was quite into the Chilean miners in the early days (when they were still underground), but with the Welsh ones and now Yorkshire the whole thing has got too mainstream for my liking.
/hipster
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Monty's patent contact lens two part cleaner.
The final solution will make your eyes sparkle.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:32, Reply)

A period drama about the famous Ashley family,
focussing on the bad behaviour of the youngest daughter - who later in life became a famous retailer of floral print dresses in a Victorian style.

Called 'Laura! Laura! Laura!'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Good call, I couldn't think of a famous Laura.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Something something French composers
Fauré! Fauré! Fauré!

/not very good at this
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:42, Reply)

A documentary investigating potential sightings of Madeleine McCann
"Saw her! Saw her! Oh actually no I didn't, sorry"
( Kroney, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:39, Reply)

A young, american TV character is kidnapped, cloned, and made into a human centipede with her two clones
Called "Dora, Dora, Dora!"
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:41, Reply)