Knuckles deep in her rectum?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:35, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I seem to remember that was the plan

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Less the plan, more a hope.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Would be the title of Monty's first album
How are you Al?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:39, Reply)

I'm feeling pretty good thanks PJM.
I was out on site earlier but now I'm back in my air conditioned office and the person parked next to me in the car park has a MASSIVE dog sitting on their front seat.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:40, Reply)

+n
ololol
( Kroney, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:40, Reply)

*zing!*
And you Monty?

[edit] Argh! What is it with the Monty clones?

Today feels totally wrong... I felt the sun burning my skin when I went to the shop earlier. It hasn't done that since April.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:43, Reply)

You vampire Goth wanker.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Are you the real Monty?
Or are you one of his numerous clones.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:45, Reply)

No, he's the real one.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:46, Reply)

I AM HE.
How art thee?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Thine is fine
I'm sat here in this centre of operatic excellence making the most of my lunch hour and trying to hold off going to the karzy because some dirty cunt has utterly nuked it :-(
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51, Reply)

I've obviously being really thick today
but you'll have to explain that one to me...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Do(n)g
Arf
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Oh dear.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Here is the dog

(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:46, Reply)

It looks like it is staring you out

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I know I'm being the miserable old bitch here
but even with the window open that much, a dog that size and with that much fur will still become dangeroulsy overheated in a very short space of time.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:05, Reply)

I don't think it will
both windows are open, it's in the shade, and it's a transit connect so there isn't much glass.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Feed it bars of Ex-lax through the window

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:14, Reply)

*frowns*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:14, Reply)

I just heard a bark
so it's either alive and well, or that was it's death rattle, in which case I can't do anything anyway.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:18, Reply)

I insist you phone the RSPCA
If nothing else, it will inconvenience a white van driver.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:19, Reply)

On the other hand, Al
It's only a dog, innit.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Yeah, plus as a white van driver myself
I don't want the RSPCA getting fidgety about the contents of any white vans in the car park.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:22, Reply)

And yet
when I say about babies that they're 'only babies, and they don't really matter, and it's not like they know what's going on anyway', I'm some kind of mentalist.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Dogs aren't exactly babies though

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:29, Reply)

It's fine
it doesn't even look hot. Bear in mind I have a long and noble history of disliking dogs
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:20, Reply)

I think you'd like this dog
he looked noble and proud, but with a soft edge, as if, once you had made the initial small talk and maybe opened him a tin of meat, he would lie with his head on your lap and let you tickle his belly.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:31, Reply)

I like some dogs
I'm unlikely to let it sit near me though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:33, Reply)

I think it would likely prefer to stand at the cave entrance
gazing toward the horizon.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Haha, that's not happened with her for quite a long time!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:40, Reply)

That's what you think.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:49, Reply)