*YOU* were impressive?
I think not. Did YOU win the Off Topic Crazy Golf invitational? Did YOU score a hole in one? Did YOU punch a donkey or charm a seagull? No. You did none of these things.

The day, however, was fab. Especially the bit where we foiled that bank robbery, helped that old lady across the street, won a million pounds on the pier bingo and donated it straight to the orphanarium, and when Amberl hit you in the face with a golf ball.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 19:39, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Hello b3th, my darling.... did you have a good time? I hope you did, it sounds like it.
I really would have liked to have been there, to tell you the truth, but I could not get out of work today and going out Wed, Thurs, Fri, Fri, Sat & Sun would totally ruin me.

I'm pleased you went though, because it shows a willingness to go to b4shes, which means there is a chance that one day, for one moment, for one time, I can give you a hug while sniffing your hair.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 19:49, Reply)

One day, Gonz. One day.
Until then, we'll just have to love from afar.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 19:56, Reply)

Like Romeo and Julliet, like Samson and Delighler, like Tony and Maria, like Sunny and Cher, like.... like Gonz and B3th.
Aww man, come tomo, you'll have fun, I'll have fun, it's a win-win for everyone involved, especially me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 20:00, Reply)

whups, typo was meant to be "it" not "I"
All credit goes to Amberl for thrashing the oiks.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 19:51, Reply)

And when she did that roundhouse kick and got that one oik right in the head
Oh man, there was blood everywhere!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 19:53, Reply)

Did you get fingerbanged on the pier by CQ?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 19:57, Reply)

Are you next in line?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 20:31, Reply)

Rory'll take anything he can get.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 21:14, Reply)

*stomps feet*
you aren't allowed adventures without me!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 20:00, Reply)

You could have been tehre.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 20:02, Reply)

:(
only if i were naughty
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 20:03, Reply)

You should have been!
They had their own stall on the pier 'What the Butler saw' with the unique and fully patented sniffovision. At appropriate points the paying punters got to sniff CQ's freshly dipped fingers...
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 20:05, Reply)

sounds like
you had fun at your imaginary fantasy bash, rory
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 20:09, Reply)

It's all troo, they made almost a fiver and had lashings of ginger beer after

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 20:14, Reply)

there were lashings
but no ginger beer involved.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 20:45, Reply)

*wiggles eyebrows*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 20:55, Reply)

We made rude gestures inn the direction of Wales and thought of you.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 30 Sep 2011, 20:33, Reply)

*heartwarmed*
in which case I hope you had a lovely time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 20:35, Reply)