In the words of Kurt Cobain
I'm on a train, mm-hmm. Off to the metropolis where the streets are paved with dogshit, rioters and menkles. There I shall exchange money for accomodation, or a sap to the back of the head and my body dumped in the river - whichever seems easier to the brutal semi-literate savage I expect to encounter in that pit of greed and lawlessness.

Still, should I survive there'll be beer and good company and some tunes from DJ Boyce.

What are you up to this PM?

Alt: apparently my 30th birthday party was the best thrown for me, I wasn't there being on holiday in the US but all the attendees agreed it was brilliant. Ironically I was meeting people off the Internet. Your best birthday party? Best party you missed?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:05, 18 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

quending.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:10, Reply)

en route to Bashington.
The piccadilly line sucks my sweaty balls. Going to check in to my hotel within the next hour or so and will then be bowling about looking for trouble. Might go shopping or summat.
( Kroney, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:10, Reply)

I've got some weird arrangement where I check in at one place then they drive me to a flat
Hopefully they won't be jimmying the door open.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Oh, so you went for
the Rape Experience package, yeah? I heard that with some of those, they don't just break in during the night, but pick a couple of people at random for a surprise flash mob style gang bang
( Kroney, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:32, Reply)

I have just had a shower in bash preparation
I don't fancy tackling the tube in this weather but needs must etc. My 22nd was a good night out, and everyone else seemed to have fun, even people who weren't there. This is mainly because there are photos of it on facebook which heavily feature boobage.
(berk, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Sounds like it should be, at the very least, 'interesting'
I've spent the afternoon watching the shit Merseyside derby and hiding things in the garden for the kids to find. I might stock up for a BBQ on the morrow. Later tonight will involve cheesy TV, alcomonolics and a kick-ass chilli.

Alt: Nazi. /boyce
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:50, Reply)

wow, this place is proper skanky
it must have been used as an opium den or a brothel before the present owners started charging for rooms instead of 'services'.
( Kroney, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Mines proper nice
A little studio flat. I shall pop out for some grub in a bit then have another shower then walk over to the bash.


By which point I'll probably need another.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Watching the toon get the better of Wolves so far.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I'm in a caravan in north Wales, not attending the bash
As for best birthday, my 18th and 21st both stand out for MD fun.
I don't know about the ones I missed because I wasn't there. Tonight looks fun though, hope you all have a good'un
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:45, Reply)

I just got a tatto ! And them I'm off to meet people. Will photo better tomo

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:20, Reply)

your all gay

( djtrialprice, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 4:24, Reply)

I'm on a train home
After a very lovely day out with WCM.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:31, Reply)

well i hope you're all having a lovely time
and not in trouble with the cops. I went to games fun day thing, lots of fun, predictable mix of geeks and hippies.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 0:20, Reply)

Thanks for the comic, legend.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:33, Reply)

Hopefully it will teach you some valuable lessons
Naah, just kidding
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 2:56, Reply)

Alright there?
I had a lovely time, I made a mistake though where I really wanted to get out of there at one point and called a cab and then the cab came and I changed my mind but would have to pay for the cab if I changed my mind and then I couldn't afford a cab home later on so decided to just get in the cab... and that's why I left early.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Oh Gonz
(canned laughter)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 12:06, Reply)