Without wanting to tempt fate
I've been relatively spaz-free recently. But my dear husband managed a trip to A&E with his heart condition on Friday, followed by doing something unpleasant to his achilles tendon once they let him back home. Flid.

EDIT: he's just phoned me from work to tell me he's fallen up some stairs. I may need to start investigating care homes.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:32, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

That is love, right there
Please tell me you did the mong hands to him?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:33, Reply)

I was too busy rushing out of the door to go to pierbash.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:35, Reply)

You are now going to fall down an open manhole cover, you do realise this don't you?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:33, Reply)

A lad I know did that, the council had removed the cover, and put a plastic cover over the top of it
But there were no signs around it, and the barrier wasn't set properly, so when the dumb fuck was walking over it, he put one foot onto the cover, which shifted, dropping one of his legs down the hole.

I'll admit, I laughed when I heard about it, as it sounded funny. When it turned out he'd fucked his knee because of it, I felt a little bit guilty. Then laughed again.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I've done it once, near a bus stop.
A girl I never met laughed so hard she then proceded to ring her friends to tell them what just happened.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:52, Reply)

That was nice of her.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I'd have done that too.
But I'd would have waited until he'd run off in shame first.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 9:58, Reply)