Oww Gonz!
Are you challenging me to a game of crazy golf? I warn you now, if this is a challenge, I'll have Amberl as my caddy. Just in case you try and cheat.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:27, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Are you suggesting she could aim a golf ball at Gonz's face too?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:29, Reply)

No, Amberl could just 'cover my back' in case it all comes on top and people need a slap.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:29, Reply)

She certainly IS incredibly hard.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Fuckin' NAILS is our Amberl.
I made her wait with me until my bus arrived when we got home, just in case it got a bit naughty.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)

I was WELL scared leaving the station without her to protect me.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:35, Reply)

I've been fine every since 'cos I got myself a
'I know Amberl' t-shirt printed up.

I got a seat on the train and everything when I was wearing it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Damn.
All I've got is a 'Ginormous innum' T-Shirt.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:40, Reply)

But both t-shirts speak the truth!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I bet people can tell what your says though.
"What? Gin mouse what?"
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Pick ee out the stingers!
I know my Bristolian.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Don't tell I, tell ee!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:49, Reply)

Adge Cutler at his finest!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-I48sb2R_c&feature=related
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Where be that old blackbird to?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)

I know where he be!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:01, Reply)

I want one that says 'I do all my own stunts'
it's desperately shit and sad but for some reason I find it really amusing.
(berk, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I'd get Blousie
popculturetees.com/

The Keep Calm and Kill Zombies t-shirts, but I'd get the wrong size and she'd hate me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)

You can't go wrong with extra large.

( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)

You're never an extra large!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:49, Reply)

No, but she could get Jeff Bridges in there too

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)

I've got no idea how Mr Bridges feels about Zombies.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Well, I'm sure you'll be having a birthday next year....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Ha!
that's ace. It wouldn't be nearly as funny if it weren't for the bloodstains.
(berk, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)

There are lots of amusing Zombie t-shirts around.
If only Zombies hadn't failed in the 'bender' test.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Threadless have got an amusing new Dr Who one.

(berk, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:53, Reply)

I've not looked at threadless in a while, when they have a sale it's mint.
The t-shirts are dirt cheap then.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:54, Reply)

I know, it's great
but you can never buy more than two, or you get whapped with a customs charge.
(berk, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:55, Reply)

I'm gonna go and have a look at the threadless website RIGHT NOW!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:00, Reply)

I'll bet Cavy would love the Bill and Ted/Doctor Who t-shirt.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:06, Reply)

It's good innit?
I'm rather tempted myself.
(berk, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)

I need to have a proper browse.
The site is loading a bit slow for me.

Anyway, berk. I'm off to bed. I hope your second day is no more stressful than your first day.

Sleep well, have a nice cycle and I hope you've got your lights sorted out!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)

I haven't.
bugger - I'll stick a screwdriver in my bag and sort it at work tomorrow. Nightynight.
(berk, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)

That be one bitch I don't wanna mess with, shit would be fucked up BIG time, yo'.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)

So if we play Crazy Golf Gonz, you promise not to cheat.....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:55, Reply)

I'll keep him distracted....

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Me or Gonz?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 21:59, Reply)

I doubt I could distract you

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:02, Reply)

Boobs.

(berk, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:02, Reply)

Boobs would probably aid my 'stroke'
hahahahahaha
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:03, Reply)

HURR HURR HURR

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:05, Reply)

*Gets large club out*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:06, Reply)

She's the only golfer where a hole-in-three is better than a whole-in-one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)

I say!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Me and me mates have Clubbed together to get a Birdy, we did have an offer on someone but she was bellow Par, so are you up for it instead?
Silly me, of Course you Wood, Tee-hee-eee.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)

Honestly, you get one little tattoo, and you turn into the fonz...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:40, Reply)

Hah, I should have worked Iron into that too.
Fonz is a weird one, adult hanging around school kids, totally not on in today's standard.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:45, Reply)

Gonz I saw earlier
that you were surprised people associated Hakuna Matata with the Lion King, but I've honestly never heard of it outside of that. Where's it from?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:43, Reply)

Swahili.
and it really does mean 'no worries'.
(berk, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:44, Reply)

Oh okay
nothing wrong with that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:45, Reply)

^this

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:44, Reply)

Oh nono, not supprised, it's a natural conclusion, and what I would think of first if I didn't know my life properly.
When I was a child, I went on holiday to Kenya quite a bit, and my Dad used to say when I was worried or stressed or anything like that, even in the height of depression and anxiety issues "Hakuna..... Hakuna....." unti eventually I would say "Matata", which was a way of placating me and showing that whatever the bad thing was, that it's over and no need to worry about it anymore. This was before Lion King was out.

It's swahili for "No problem".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:49, Reply)

So did iyou like the Lion King because of that?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:54, Reply)

Kindda, I think I would have liked it anyway, it was a good cartoon when I was a kid, came out at the right time and age for me to enjoy it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:31, Reply)

hahahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Deffo, as long as we move the max shots to 30 per hole.
Actually, there is a golf course about 10 minutes from my new place, I think it's a pitch'n'put, but I'm looking forward to getting a few clubs.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Have you had an offer accepted on a place now?
That's great news.

Linky?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)

We're putting in an offer tomo, doubt they'll take it, but hopefully we'll settle correctly.
Got a big advantage in the respect that buyers are thin on the ground.

This is the place: www.enfieldgolfclub.co.uk/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:18, Reply)

I'd just like to say...
That Golf in Weston cost just £1.60 per person, a 6-month membership here costs £500.

I'm not sure I'd get value from the Enfield Golf Club.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:21, Reply)

Oh, I didn't see the whole membership thing, totally not spending £500 on it.
There is a bus I can get to Oakwood golf club instead, which also has a driving range.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:24, Reply)

Driving ranges are good.
You can knock the shit out of a bucket full of balls for fuck all squared!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)

The only thing I don't like about it is the constant bending down to T up, normally you only do that 18 times a game....
... where as doing it 100 odd times in an hour or soo can really do someone's back in. I've seen automated ones, which look cool, but never used one.

When I was a kid, they'd give us a quid for every carrier bag me and me mates would pick up from around the edge of the course and range.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:43, Reply)