break his legs give him a good beating with my fabulous new handbag
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:48, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

beating hole
hangbag assjazzle
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:50, Reply)

And then talk to him in the toilets about this fabulous new lip gloss that you got.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:50, Reply)

It'll be in London if you want to come along and shake his hand

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:51, Reply)

I don't know, if he was with you in that nightclub, he's probably a dreadful woofter too.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:53, Reply)

To my knowledge he's only ever kissed one boy
and I don't remember it so he might have been making that up.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:55, Reply)

It was you though, wasn't it?
In fact, I bet you and CQ have collectively kissed more boys than I have.

*sads*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Did you like it?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:59, Reply)

There was not as much cherry chapstick as I was expecting.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:00, Reply)

I thought as much

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:01, Reply)

and rather more tongue action

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)

wahey!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Quality not quantity darling

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:00, Reply)

I've kissed a ginger.
There is a photo somewhere. It was a funny story actually, in a bar in Australia and the girls we were with were all kissing each other to much cheering from other guys in the bar, so me and my friend had a go, and the place went noticeably quieter.

"Travellers" are a bunch of cunts.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Amusing story with a valid moral aside, I'm disappointed in you, Al
Kissing boys is one thing, but a ginger?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:05, Reply)

He's a really lovely bloke
I was on his stag do last weekend. They made him get a spray tan.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Welcome to the club Al.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:10, Reply)

I'm kind of like groucho marx in that I wouldn't want to be a member of any club that has you as a member.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:12, Reply)

*sadface*
Ah well, we all have our crosses to bear.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:13, Reply)

My tally (that I can remember) is 3
No idea about Darth.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Er... more than that

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:18, Reply)

In fairness mine could well be more
and probably is, but 3 is what I can remember. Hang on, make that 4.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:20, Reply)

It is a phenomenally bad idea for me to engage in this conversation in a public forum
We can compare notes on Sunday in the pub
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)

handbag cock
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 15:04, Reply)