Dear Berk
your problem is more common than you think.
Your problem stems from your inability to control your life. Take control of your domestic environment by choosing housemates who aren't dicks.

In the interim perhaps you could consider discussing your misgivings with your housemate. A good way to do this would be through the leaving of passive aggressive notes attached to your fridge by means of magnetic letters.

If this doesn't work, perhaps you could restrain your desire to cause her harm by remembering that you are a reasonable human being and not a fucking toddler.
( WormuIus, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:12, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

yeah, nobody wants to be the douchey note-leaving housemate
the fact that I do 90% of the cleaning and tidying in the kitchen is starting to upset me though.
(berk, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Draw up a rota.
And I don't mean an engaged scouser.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:18, Reply)

hahahah

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Dear berk
I've thought more about your problem.
The correct approach is to moan about it on the internet and act like a child about the most basic of human disputes rather than with any semblance of maturity or common-sense.
( WormuIus, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:28, Reply)

excellent
I seem to have solved my problem in that case.
(berk, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:31, Reply)

You could invite her to poke your stomach
she'll probably move out on her own after that.
( WormuIus, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:34, Reply)

you didn't have to
but I thought it might freak you out enough to stop asking questions.
(berk, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:39, Reply)

I'll admit
it was probably the most interesting thing I heard all evening.
I thought quite a lot about it on the journey home.
( WormuIus, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)

It's hard to not read this as the creepiest thing I've heard all evening

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)

It made me question whether or not I'd have done any differently.
Admittedly I've never been and never will be fat but I couldn't think of a logical reason why berk's decision should bother me.

It bothered Lampito as well, although I think she may have her own reasons.
( WormuIus, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Dear Berk
This is the most passive aggressive response you could have given.
Congratulations.
( WormuIus, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:19, Reply)