Saddly my man-kissing days are over.
But I'll air-kiss him for you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:49, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You could also ruffle his silly gay haircut for me

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:50, Reply)

I'll give it a go
I fear he may hurt me though.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:51, Reply)

I hear he gives a nasty Chinese burn when he's riled.

( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:53, Reply)

I was more worried he'd stamp his little feet and scratch my eyes out.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:53, Reply)

This is slightly more likely.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Sadly my man kissing days are over too.
Friends don't count.
( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Time to return to the Furry Cup.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Sounds dangerous
Ninja!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:53, Reply)

???
/ninja
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Argh!
Double ninja!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:54, Reply)

One of the main signs of autism and many kinds of mental retardation
is endless repetition
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:58, Reply)

zing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:59, Reply)

I don't think so.

( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:54, Reply)

I swear to god, homosexuality makes more sense.
Generally men get on better with men, and women with women, if it wasn't for that pesky sexual preference thing.....
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Balls

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:56, Reply)

I don't.
I have very few female friends. Women are weird and crazy. Well, normal ones are, anyway.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Oddly, I am the exception, in that I get on with women more easily than men
Well, until I get into a relationship with them, anyways.

I suspect it's all the male posturing that stops me getting on with men easily, which I why I suspect Darth and I will get one well.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Darth has excellent posture
It comes from being so light on his feet.
( Kroney, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Unless you try to out-fabulous him
or criticise any of the beautiful ladies on SCD.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:02, Reply)

I think it's well established that I'm far to scruffy for the former
and I don't watch the latter.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:09, Reply)

You'll just have to trade stories of stupid haircuts then

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Nothing stupid about my haircut.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I think we'll be the judge of that.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:16, Reply)

I'll bet, at the very least it's about 1000 times cheaper than foxtrot's do.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Technically this could well be accurate
if yours costs nowt, as mine does. Seeing as how 1000 x zero = zero
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:20, Reply)

You cut your own hair too?
or do you have an 'arangement' with a local stylist?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:29, Reply)

I have an "arrangement" with an unqualified but highly competent wielder of the shears
She cuts my hair, I do her share of the washing up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:30, Reply)

I used to do this.
when I next have a girlfriend I'll have to train he up.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:32, Reply)

freudian slip is significant

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Terrible Freudian slip there old boy

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Hey, if that's the way it goes, I won't complain.
But I do rather suck at being gay.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Well you are halfway there then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Isn't that the idea?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:38, Reply)

I make it too easy some days, I really do.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Unfortunately I think mine are too
I shall have to negotiate with the other half as to whether I can still kiss friends.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:55, Reply)

It's a shame as I'm a good kisser.
I got lots of practise with the ladies : )
( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Better not tell him about the shenanigans at the pier then.
Mind, there was no kissing involved.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:57, Reply)

I think he could tell
seeing as I came home walking like John Wayne and missing my knickers.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:59, Reply)

again

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:59, Reply)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAfizTQOPLE
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:01, Reply)

How rare!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:04, Reply)