By the way my choices aren't women who I think are particularly stunning.
Just those who I think would be of great entertainment in my dungeon. My dream woman is Rashida Jones. *swoons*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:12, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

A much better choice!
She is very nice
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:12, Reply)

I love her beyond words.
She is literally perfect, although I wouldn't want her in a dungeon capacity. I'd happily cuddle up to her and talk about "stuff" until the cows come home.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:15, Reply)

This cow is going home in 2.5 hours

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:16, Reply)

I'm already home.
/unemployment lols.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Have you finished that bloody application form yet?
*stern face*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Yes!
As a matter of fact I've just submitted it. I've read and reread the damned thing so many times to check for typos, grammar, and that I've got all the relevant information in it that I've got to the point of thinking 'fuck it, submit the bloody thing and be done with it'.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Oh good show, Davvo. Take the rest of the afternoon off
Oh
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Much better.

( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Swaps to Gryff Rhys Jones.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:14, Reply)