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Celebrity Sex DungeonHi, and welcome to "Celebrity Sex Dungeon", the show where you pick your three favourite celebrities to enter your underground lair. In there, you can unleash the Fritzl Schnizel to your hearts content. Be aware though, one celebrity will be swapped out under cover of darkness, as voted for by the group
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I dunno, something else
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:50,
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Jeff Bridges and two Jeff Bridges lookalikes.Alt: Did you know you can get vegan cock rings?
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girlinthehole, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:53,
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Do vegans go near cock? Doesn't it involve some kind of animal by-product?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:54,
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I wouldn't have thought vegans have enough energy for kinky sex.(
girlinthehole, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:55,
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ALT: No, what are they normally made out of?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:59,
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Baby squirrels wrapped round my sportscock me me the fackin 'orn!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:05,
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Metal, vinyl rubber, silicone, TPR, rope, latex rubber, neoprene, pyrex:)
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Can I just get some clarification on the rules here?I get to choose three celebrities. Rape them. Have children with them. Then rape the children. At some point you guys may or may not save one of them.
Have I got the right idea?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:55,
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Billie Piper, Stephanie Waring and Helen McQueen. I've got all hot and flustered just thinking about it.
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I'll replace Billie Piper with Chris Evans(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:00,
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I don't know who the other two on your list are(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:04,
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Neither do I.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:05,
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Isn't Stephanie Waring a rugby commentator?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:06,
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"actress" in Hollyoaks apparently. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:08,
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I never said she was amazingly hot.Just good for a dungeon gang bang.
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*resists urge to edit Chris Evans and replace it with Heinrich Himmler*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:04,
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Kirsten Dunst
Julianne Moore
Christina Hendricks
May I also request a large bottle of baby oil please.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:56,
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Kirsten fucking Dunst?The other two however are a splendid choice.
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girlinthehole, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:57,
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It's all about the redheads for me. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 13:58,
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Natural redhead (see Spiderman films as examples) who goes blonde on occasion.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:03,
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Bit too snaggletooth for me(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:04,
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Yeah, but pokey nipples in the rain ftw.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:06,
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Pokey nipples in any weather FTW, surely?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:21,
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Oh yeah.But the rain has the benefit of adding definition and also increasing the boobage cling factor.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:25,
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Dunst isn't a redhead, is she?But I'm with you in principle.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:02,
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You are a sick man. A very sick man. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:04,
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*stands behind Blousie, shaking fift and going 'yeah!'*(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:05,
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It's like a fist, but for drugged up mongs.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:07,
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She makes overweight women think "ooo I'm like her, curvy and voluptuous".When in reality their guts hang over the top of their jeans.
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I don't think anyone would say that she's a fat mess, apart from you obviously.(
girlinthehole, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:08,
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I'm being cynical.But my second point still stands. I'd probably give her one up the fanny if I was in a good mood.
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Especially if she was a mental and you didn't really want to, eh Barry?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:11,
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Ha.If you were wearing a bow tie right now it'd be spinning round.
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How do you know I'm NOT wearing a bow tie?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:21,
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To be honestshe looked really ropey in Drive, so much so that I didn't recognise her.
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I think for her it's more about ACTING than looking nice on the big screen.(
girlinthehole, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:09,
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I made the missus gasp the other day.I cleaned the bathroom.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:30,
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That word always fucks me up when I search for my own user name.Um...not that I do that...I mean, it WOULD fuck me up IF I searched for my own user name.
Phew, yes, i think I got away with that.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:05,
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*looks over glasses in stern manner*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:06,
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Damnit, the temptation to join in is too great.Mary Louise Parker, Isla Fisher and Parker Posey
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:07,
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Isla Fisher is a cracking choice!Shee hat!
*rubs finger on teeth*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:08,
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Oh Isla *sighs*I enjoyed her during my teens when she first appeared in Home & Away and I have continued to enjoy her ever since.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:22,
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Yes, I am aware how creepy that post is.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:23,
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I replace Parker Poseywith Parker from Thunderbirds.
Only because Parker Posey is MINE dammit.
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I'll smack you unconscious with Parker from Thunderbirds and take her back.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:09,
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Swaps Isla Fisher to Gregor Fisher(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:11,
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You know what,If I can keep the other two, I'll just man the fuck up and get on with the job anyway.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:19,
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This is definitely the worst conversation I have ever had, mind you.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:19,
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Crikey you must really like the other two...(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:21,
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Feels stupid for Googling now that he's realised who Gregor Fisher is.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:12,
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I could C who he was straight away(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:13,
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She was in Ghostbusters, wasn't she?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:09,
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Christ on a spacehopper...(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:12,
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I have a lot of vomit on my desk now. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:14,
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By the way my choices aren't women who I think are particularly stunning.Just those who I think would be of great entertainment in my dungeon. My dream woman is Rashida Jones. *swoons*
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A much better choice!She is very nice
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:12,
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I love her beyond words.She is literally perfect, although I wouldn't want her in a dungeon capacity. I'd happily cuddle up to her and talk about "stuff" until the cows come home.
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This cow is going home in 2.5 hours(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:16,
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I'm already home./unemployment lols.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:23,
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Have you finished that bloody application form yet?*stern face*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:24,
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Yes!As a matter of fact I've just submitted it. I've read and reread the damned thing so many times to check for typos, grammar, and that I've got all the relevant information in it that I've got to the point of thinking 'fuck it, submit the bloody thing and be done with it'.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:28,
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Oh good show, Davvo. Take the rest of the afternoon offOh
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:30,
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Its all about the newsreaders/weathergirls for me at the momentI'll take Trai Anfield, Suzanna Reid and the Bruce
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:14,
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I'm swapping that for Peter Reid and Steve Bruce in the communal bath at Anfield.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:18,
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An interesting conversation that one, (
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:21,
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I'm willing to bet that Trai Anfield is a filthy minx.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:24,
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I see her in Sainsburys in MonkseatonShe is HOT!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:54,
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To be honest as most men are unobtainable for me, celebrities don't really float my boat.I'd rather daydream about real people. I still think about my old college art tutor. He was awesome and had amazing side burns. He must be about 65 or 70 by now. I had a grade A crush on him.
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girlinthehole, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:17,
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I'm pretty much the same. Besides Rashida (yes we're on first name terms) I don't care about any of them. It's all about real people. There is one girl I have a huge thing for, I've just added her on Facebook.
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I keep reading that as Deirdre Rashid(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:27,
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Dierdre is innocent!SAMIR!!!!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:53,
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^ThisWhen I gave my wife a pass for Jared Leto I tried to get one for one of the checkout girls at Asda. She didn't go for it though.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:50,
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Chris Packham, an otter and a puffin.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:19,
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Please leave the internet for the next 3 hours. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:22,
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What the hellChristina Hendricks
Beth Ditto
Christina Ricci.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:26,
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I can only assume you've said Beth Ditto as you'll be locked in with them and require a ready food source(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:29,
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You keep the coathangers Baz, I'll have the wimmins.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:31,
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Beth Ditto should be plural you are correct(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:31,
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You make me sickcan you imagine her diabetes sores
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:34,
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On behalf of fat girls everywheremay I apologise for not being attractive enough for you, Barry.
After all, we all know how exacting your standards are.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:31,
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You''ll never have your aresehole licked by Bazzer B3thnever.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:33,
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One by one, each of us reading this thread is made to feel sick,(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:39,
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Excellent!Anyone left unsickened? I'm sure I can think of something.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:41,
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This post is a mating call to internet fat chicks.I expect you'll be busy for the rest of the day dealing with your gaz box.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:31,
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He wants to fill their Gaz boxes with his internet spunk(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:32,
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Fat chicks dig 'alternative' confused loner typesHe'll be gazsexing for the rest of the month. His poor keyboard :(
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:36,
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My mum says I'm quite the catch(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:40,
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She keeps texting meit's all over but she won't take no for an answer
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:43,
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She can get a bit obsessive, I'm afraid.Just make sure you never go home alone.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:45,
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Real AnswerAmy Thompson from Milkshake
Suzanna "I'm a filthy tease" Reed
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Samantha Cameron but only from behind as I'm pretty damn sure she takes it up the arse.
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Peej, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:31,
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Considering Sam's hubby makes a living from fucking the entire country up the arseI wouldn't be at all surprised. There are parts of the north that have already prolapsed; if you look at Middlesbrough on an satellite map it now just resembles a massive pink sock.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:35,
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That is, however, something of an improvement for Middlesborough(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:36,
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My wife witnessed someone snorting cocaine off Sam Cam's tits years ago. Trufax. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:36,
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Nor me.Particularly when you look at the percentage of people in the UK that have tried cocaine at least once: www.thesite.org/community/beheard/surveyresults/thedrugssurvey
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:42,
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That is a possibilityA remote one though. I was referring the overall prevalence of cocaine usage.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:46,
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I'd probably do them all to be honest.All the girls, anyway. I can be a bit slutty like that.
It takes a very specific set of physical characteristics to get me chasing, though. I'm not a total moral wreck.
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Kroney, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:32,
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My google image search has never been so busy**Ok, never may be an exaggeration
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:40,
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Oh that has had much busier times.Er... as you were.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:44,
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if by celeb you can include characters...Laura Croft
Sarah Connor
Catherine Tramall
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You do know they were all real actresses that you could have chosen, right?(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:42,
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oh, i was just thinking about who i would leave in a darkened dungeonand throw away the key, was all........
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:47,
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You'd need a fucking big dungeon(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:48,
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You'd need a fucking big dungeon (
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:50,
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I might not be in the top 100 but I could be up for a bit of extramarital if the price is right.(
Peej, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:50,
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He'll give you £10 for a wank(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:52,
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Money is so vulgarI prefer to be paid in filthy deviant no holds (or holes) barred sex
Or a fiver, it's up to you really
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Peej, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:52,
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i will take BACS, CHAPS, cash, jewellery and the title deeds to your houseprovided that i take it free of any incumbrances or charges, including but not restricted to, mortgages.
is that price right?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:53,
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Sorry ladies But you have to pay me. I'm grade A top choice meat. I don't sweat when I sit down and I've never nonced or raped anyone which puts me ahead of most since Noel left.
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Peej, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:55,
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My current celebrity crush is Chuck Hughes II'll take 3 of him please
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:49,
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A bit too pretty for me but he has tatts which are a bonus.(
girlinthehole, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:50,
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My wife witnessed someone snorting cocaine off Chuck Hughes tits years ago. Trufax. (
Peej, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 14:51,
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Bianca Beauchamp
Ancilla Tilia
Adonna Vichet
I am a filthy old man.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 15:22,
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this is dispicableand atrocious thread which objectifies people in the worst way.
so i'd go with
Dave Grohl
David Tennant
chris addison...although he might snap
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:22,
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oh man, i forgot johnny deppi know it's predictable, but phwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:26,
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so where is this dungeoni kinda need to find it RIGHT NOW
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 17:29,
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