I went to a comedy and strippers show once
I have never been so uncomfortable. They weren't strippers they were prostitutes and they were fucking and sucking off guys on the stage.
( Peej, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:47, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

That sounds awful.
Yes, utterly awful.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Okay, when you finally get to feel the pleasure of a womans touch
you will realise that not everything in life revolves around your desire to get your knob wet.

The idea of a load of fat sweaty men being sucked off by skanky hookers sounds fucking horrific.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Sounds like a Bash organised by Bert

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:54, Reply)

oh al
just what is missing in your life that you get off on being rude to strangers on the internet quite so much?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Hmmm, probably not the thing that's missing in your life
that you have to spend all your time either at work or out drinking and then telling everyone about just how AMAZING your HOT boyfriend is. Which you then spoilt a bit by telling us all that he's hilariously mental.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:57, Reply)

FFS
Why don't the pair of you just get a room and have hot, sweaty angry sex and get all the tension out of your systems?

You're both clearly hot for each other.

I'll even spring for a room at the Premier Inn for the both of you if you like.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:59, Reply)

I suspect it's small man syndrome
and I'm not talking about your physical stature here
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:00, Reply)

not sure if you mean me or al
i'm not a man but i wish my physical stature was a bit smaller!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:04, Reply)

I was sticking up for you!

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Now, in case you notice I'm not replying for a little while
and decide to get your Armani knickers in a twist and declare yourself "INTERNET VICTOR" I thought I'd better let you know that I have to make some phone calls so I won't be posting for a while.

Have a nice morning.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:01, Reply)

totally bookmarking this (well i don't know how to do a bookmark but i will remember it)
for the next time al calls anyone else self-obsessed...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:02, Reply)

This
They were dragging guys off their seats and charging them a tenner for oral or £15 for a shag, they looked wasted and probably were. Oh and the comedy was a Jethro impersonator ripping off the very worst of Jethro's already shit jokes. I don't know what was worse. One of the skanks came to our table shoved my mates face between her legs and when her came up for air he had a lolly pop in his mouth. He thought it was great, I thought "Several men have already had their cocks up there in the last 20 minutes"
( Peej, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:01, Reply)

On the other hand.
That does sound awful. Blue night was it?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:02, Reply)

*bokes*
Where was this?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:03, Reply)

A shit pub in my home town in Cornwall
It was very illegal, the owner locked all the doors and shut all the blinds before it started and told people no pictures or vids etc.
( Peej, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:06, Reply)

It sounds fucking horrible

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:08, Reply)