Does it count as "Accidental Death" or "Suicide" or something?
There are a lot of insurance companies that won't pay out under those conditions, it would be a shame to be lumped in with a bill for a funerial, those things aren't cheap. In the Jewish faith, you pay a bit to the Sinagog every year and everything is sorted, the only thing you can 'upgrade' is the headstone, and even that is restricted in colours and shapes. But aside from that, everyone's born the same, and everyone dies the same.

But when I hear about other practices for burring a body, it can run well into the thousands, even for a basic one. I guess you could get a cermation which might be cheaper on the people who he's unburdening himself from... but if the insurance company doesn't pay out, then that's a fair whack.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:34, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

That can't be true, some people die by falling out of a helicopter into the mouth of a shark
others die from rectal bleeding
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:36, Reply)

I can imagine if you rectally bled into the mouth of a shark it might get pissed off with you
and the insurance could claim you provoked it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:41, Reply)

anal chumming

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Otherwise known as "Darth on a night out".

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Ewwwww!!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Oh you and your ott protestations.

( thealternativefact, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:51, Reply)

That sort of thing could put a man right off his ribs.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:53, Reply)

You can cope with Gonz: you can cope with anything.

( thealternativefact, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:54, Reply)

I'm pretty sure Gonz has never suffered from rectal bleeding at the table.
Or at least, not so as I've noticed.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Then you're DEFINITELY sitting next to him next time.

( thealternativefact, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Can I wrap myself in cling film?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:59, Reply)

You know what, I've never thought of things that way.
Rather than wrap everything else in clingfilm, I could just wrap myself.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Again?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:00, Reply)

*Bloik*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)

I'm aware it's unlikely, but if you ever watch Jackass 3, there's a bit with him wearing one of them, and exercising
Don't watch it if your stomach is anything but iron.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Agreed

( thealternativefact, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:10, Reply)

I can't stand Jackass
so this is highly unlikely.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:10, Reply)

I have a beard.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Try this instead
Link
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:09, Reply)

The B side to 'Can I Play With Madness'?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:01, Reply)

I wish this were true.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:03, Reply)

IIRC, the video to that was the last thing Graham Chapman appeared in before he died.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:08, Reply)

I'd recommend wearing dark coloured trousers...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Not Bobby though. Nothing puts him off his wheelbarrows full of ribs and chicken.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:54, Reply)