That thread is stuttering to death
My comapmny has just announced among some other new benefits that due to my 4 years of service I get 3 extra days holiday, plus the day off on my Birthday! What do you LIKE about your place of work?

Alt: Weekend plans?

Alt alt: If you had tourrets what word would you shout?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:45, 177 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

That's quite alright!
I sit next to my line manager, but he can't see my screen. This means I can have a good laugh with him and others in the office, but I can also be on here without him knowing. The company funded nights out are pretty damn good too!

Alt: Probably going to see my friend, as she's back for the weekend.

Alt Alt: Iguana Scrotum
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Will you shout 'Igunana Scrotum' at your friend as soon as she gets off the train please?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Sadly, I won't be there when she arrives, so I'll just have to greet her at the pub with it.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Greet everyone with it!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:00, Reply)

even better

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:00, Reply)

I can shout at the boss and not get fired.
Alt: cleaning and sleeping.

Alt alt: Fannybatter!
( girlinthehole, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Hollywood Gossip

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:00, Reply)

I work in an office on my own
so I can come in wearing lycra and then strip naked and get changed without having to huddle in a toilet cubicle.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Is this the source of your internet rage, spending all day locked away in an office naked?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Again, I'm not sure why people think i'm furiously angry.
and I did bring in a change of clothes since there is a window on to the corridor next to the door, so other people in the building walking past could see me.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:53, Reply)

You did get a bit cross with swipe earlier

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:57, Reply)

She looked in the window

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:59, Reply)

And you know this because you're in my office watching me?
I understood it as her getting very cross with me for mocking the fact that her boyfriend visits prostitutes.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:00, Reply)

+male

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:01, Reply)

chill out mate
you'll give yourself a coronary
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:03, Reply)

mj ,szjm xszhz\ajmk, a\sklcdxmj sxaz
Ooops, I managed to fire up Paint by mashing my keyboard too hard.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:04, Reply)

fat fingers will do that to you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:06, Reply)

It was my clenched fists of rage.
They are obviously more creative than I thought.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:08, Reply)

We are are growing as people

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:09, Reply)

then you have no idea what "very cross" means
come and ask my trainee, who sent out a notice without my having checked it. when she can speak again, she'll tell you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:14, Reply)

chill out mate
you'll give yourself a coronary
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:16, Reply)

it's too tempting to yell
the office is too quiet otherwise
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:33, Reply)

office cupboard
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:51, Reply)

It is a good laugh mainly
I've been here 14 years now

Alt: Working overtime on Sunday. Should be starting around 7.30am and finishing by 8.00am. I'll get paid a full day too!
Saturday may be booking a holiday to Majorca/Menorca for next year

Alt:
GUNT
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Go to Ibiza, much nicer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Menorca is more kid friendly

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:53, Reply)

pissy pools

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:58, Reply)

meh
I want a quiet holiday with happy little cows
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:59, Reply)

fair do's I'll be in the same situation next year as well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Last thing I want on a holiday is the kids being bored and complaining
I can get that for free at home
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:01, Reply)

have you tried Mark Warner?
Aside from 'the incident' they are a great company for keeping kids occupied
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Never heard of it!
*checks*

They dont go to Menorca

Incident?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Maddie

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Ahh, OK
I didn't know that

EDIT:

My old dog was called Maddie
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:05, Reply)

So you'll get paid a full days wage for half an hour's work on Sunday?

( girlinthehole, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Yep
Out of hours consultancy FTW. Technically I'll be on standby for the rest of the day
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:57, Reply)

The location. Which is a bugger as they are knocking it down next year so we have to move.
Alt: I have to go and spend two hours in Fulham while the missus gets a facial (quiet!), so I'll probably go to the Saatchi gallery.

Alt alt: I don't know but there's a big issue seller on the bridge that links York Road to Waterloo that I think has tourette's and has a technique for managing it, because he says 'Big Issue?' and then 'charactaristic of person walking by'. So he'll be standing there saying 'Big Issue, Hat', 'Big Issue, Glasses' or, oddly, just 'Big issue, Social'. I am yet to decipher that last one.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:52, Reply)

hahaha
That could go worng though: Big Issue, fatty
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Oh, I wonder actually if that's what 'social' is.
A word he has trained himself to say instead of something insulting. In which case, I am now worried because I think that's what he says to me.

Probably instead of 'baldy slaphead'.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Or "Elvis"

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:05, Reply)

It's not the worst thing I've been called.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Haha, that's brilliant

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Free lunch,
pay and little to do. In my other self employed job, I work with cool people, and can be creative.
Weekend, gigging on Saturday, not sure which band.
I'd shout 911, I saw a documentary on Mericans with the disease, and they were shouting it.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:57, Reply)

I like that my work sent me home for being sickly.
Alt: lying down recovering.

AltAlt: If I was lucky enough to have Tourettes I think I'd shout "Why Aye Man!" at the point of orgasm.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:02, Reply)

first two points are weedy
but you came through with your third well done
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:05, Reply)

I am weedy.
I'm all horrid and crap. I want to be better.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:06, Reply)

What the hell is wrong with you man, pull yourself together

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Been dooing that all week.
Managed 2 bashes, 2 very late nights babysitting while the ex was at Uni and nearly a whole week at work before giving up taking to the sofa.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Stalin would have you out to the gulags for that kind of attitude

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:12, Reply)

I know, I am weak and pathetic.
I feel nothing but shame.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Rory can help with that
and by help I mean 'make worse'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:15, Reply)

You Trooper!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Instead of 'I'm your bitch'?

( girlinthehole, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:06, Reply)

My usual cry at these moments.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:11, Reply)

I think DG may have something to say on that matter

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Probably "Why Aye Man!"
from the other end.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:09, Reply)

More like "When yer done, put the kettle on, eh, pet, like".

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:16, Reply)

"Tap me on the shoulder when you've emptied yourself"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I was assuming if I tried to sound like him she'd not mind as much.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:11, Reply)

I can't answer the first question
although this will hopefully be rectified shortly.

And I do have Tourette's, she's on the sofa as we speak. She just called you a minge.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:03, Reply)

She's not wrong

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:04, Reply)

hahaha
Not a big minge?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Why use two words when one will do?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:06, Reply)

too true
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:08, Reply)

This makes no sense

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:10, Reply)

have we met before?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Too fucking right.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:12, Reply)

It does.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:11, Reply)

*mongs out*
What a dozy cunt I am
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Place of work?
What on earth is that?

Alt: Not much, mother and sister go home on the Saturday.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:09, Reply)

where you work...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:11, Reply)

she doesn't.
Scrounging drain on the welfare state, innit?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:13, Reply)

un-be-lievable

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:14, Reply)

She's worse than them islams innit.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I directly cause global warming

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Are your breasts producing too much carbon dioxide?

( girlinthehole, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Then you need Charcoal Bra, by JML
This item is not avilable in shops and comes to you for the low, LOW price of £12.99

Charcoal Bra is available in sizes from 28aaaa-48q
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:20, Reply)

weekend will be awesome
out for a mexican with some law-girls tonight, facial and lunch with friends tomorrow, then up to cheshire for my sister-in-law's birthday night out. but right now it's 2.15, i ate too much pasta salad for lunch, and i just want to go to sleep.

where the devil is monty these days???????????????
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:16, Reply)

He's recovering from his birthday celebrations.
And also he's on leave this week, so less inclined to waste his time with us mongs.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I really hope the build up of blood pressure with constriction of the mainline arteries, combined with toxins changing the blood's chemical structure...
... hasn't induced a massive cardiac or ceraborivesicular arrest, leading to a varstly restricted life and/or a flatline on the electrocardiogram... thus freeing up Lusty's time on a permiment basis.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Yeah, me too.
I really, really hope this hasn't happened. I mean, can you imagine how she would feel if it happened? She would just want to throw her arms around someone and cry onto their shoulder. She'd probably develop a real connection with whoever it was.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:24, Reply)

now now, we're not talking about your wife
when some bus eventually squashes you flat. lusty actually loves monty, you know! she's not just after him for his homegrown tomatoes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:32, Reply)

I'm pretty sure Mrs Al loves Al, they're about right in the leagues, so it works well. None of them could do better, and both of them could do worst.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:37, Reply)

I love this so much.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:46, Reply)

=D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Does it count as "Accidental Death" or "Suicide" or something?
There are a lot of insurance companies that won't pay out under those conditions, it would be a shame to be lumped in with a bill for a funerial, those things aren't cheap. In the Jewish faith, you pay a bit to the Sinagog every year and everything is sorted, the only thing you can 'upgrade' is the headstone, and even that is restricted in colours and shapes. But aside from that, everyone's born the same, and everyone dies the same.

But when I hear about other practices for burring a body, it can run well into the thousands, even for a basic one. I guess you could get a cermation which might be cheaper on the people who he's unburdening himself from... but if the insurance company doesn't pay out, then that's a fair whack.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:34, Reply)

That can't be true, some people die by falling out of a helicopter into the mouth of a shark
others die from rectal bleeding
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:36, Reply)

I can imagine if you rectally bled into the mouth of a shark it might get pissed off with you
and the insurance could claim you provoked it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:41, Reply)

anal chumming

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Otherwise known as "Darth on a night out".

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Ewwwww!!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Oh you and your ott protestations.

( thealternativefact, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:51, Reply)

That sort of thing could put a man right off his ribs.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:53, Reply)

You can cope with Gonz: you can cope with anything.

( thealternativefact, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:54, Reply)

I'm pretty sure Gonz has never suffered from rectal bleeding at the table.
Or at least, not so as I've noticed.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Then you're DEFINITELY sitting next to him next time.

( thealternativefact, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Can I wrap myself in cling film?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:59, Reply)

You know what, I've never thought of things that way.
Rather than wrap everything else in clingfilm, I could just wrap myself.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Again?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:00, Reply)

*Bloik*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)

I'm aware it's unlikely, but if you ever watch Jackass 3, there's a bit with him wearing one of them, and exercising
Don't watch it if your stomach is anything but iron.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Agreed

( thealternativefact, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:10, Reply)

I can't stand Jackass
so this is highly unlikely.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:10, Reply)

I have a beard.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Try this instead
Link
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:09, Reply)

The B side to 'Can I Play With Madness'?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:01, Reply)

I wish this were true.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:03, Reply)

IIRC, the video to that was the last thing Graham Chapman appeared in before he died.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:08, Reply)

I'd recommend wearing dark coloured trousers...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Not Bobby though. Nothing puts him off his wheelbarrows full of ribs and chicken.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Haha, yeah', wouldn't supprise me if you needed a bit of a chemical lift with your schedual.
I wouldn't be so blatent about it though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I think he had a week off.

( girlinthehole, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Like this?
cough
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:19, Reply)

I had a wee cough once.
Benylin sorted me out though.

*Edit* curse this bloody slow connection.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:19, Reply)

ha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Best tourettes quotes:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPWGvpZCih0

including "your dog's got tits" and "I'm a chicken fucker"

EDIT: NSFW
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:24, Reply)

"Chopper dyed his pubes ginger!"

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:26, Reply)

dirty boy!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:28, Reply)

I rather liked the "born between Scotland and Ireland" for the whimsical nature.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I'm guessing he was suggesting someone was inbred
*Isle of Mann*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Darth's holiday home is there

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:55, Reply)

The Foxtrot family Stud
'breeding telecommunication analysts since 1956'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:57, Reply)

I was more going for the I Love Man type pun here TBH!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:58, Reply)

oh i was sticking with the Isle of Mann and Norfolk being inbred...
*whistles*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)

meh
It works either way
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:11, Reply)

you bastard.
this is even better:
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=kj_F9yRpx_M

NSFW (unless on headphones) and may contain traces of REM
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:30, Reply)

REM AIDS
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Try this weather forecast
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG-LCA2cGj8

NtotheStotheFtotheW
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Your comapmny?
COMA PONY!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Sleepiest of all the animals

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Mascapone with a spoon!1!!1!!!!!!!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:38, Reply)

My sister attacked me with a tub of mascapone once.
True story.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:41, Reply)

A bit random!
What had you done to piss her off?
( girlinthehole, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:42, Reply)

He'd put her pony in a coma by punching it in it's stupid horse face

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Strangely enough, her pony was cremated and is in a box in my parents dining room.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Was the box glued together with the pony?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Sadly not, I think it's screwed together.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:49, Reply)

I think I may have thrown a potato at her.
But I can't actually remember what sparked it off. I was too traumatised by the soft cheese.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:48, Reply)

My lack of typing accuracy has been well documented
luckily i'm not looking for a job as a secretary
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Oh man, everyone is talking about ribs off the side of my page
and I've never been to the rib place, so I'll just wait down here...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:09, Reply)

...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Awww, would you like to come and eat ribs with us sometime?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:17, Reply)

maybe...
but I don't get out much these days
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:18, Reply)

There should be a skype bash where people just eat takeaways with each other on webcam.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Oh man, this would be so cool
you should totally organise this.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:21, Reply)

I would lol my face off, but totally do it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)

If that happened, and I didn't have a munchy box, I can't help but think people would be disappointed.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:21, Reply)

This is the sadest thing I've ever heard
but only because i can imagine it happening somewhere
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:21, Reply)

At least one person should be crying at all times.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:31, Reply)

"Our Father, who art in...."

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)

But still stuffing egg fried rice into their mouths.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Oh well, looks like you won't be getting any delicious meaty goodness then.
You have to put yourself out there or you won't get anything.

Speculate to Accumulate.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:19, Reply)

True enough
*pops out to buy Euromillions ticket*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:25, Reply)

I keep meaning to ask who Simon West is.
Google says he's an actor.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:19, Reply)

I think its a pun on Simon Weston
www.documentingreality.com/forum/attachments/f3/171328d1274636588-simon-weston-grill-siwestgrill.jpg
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:20, Reply)

*googles*
*gets joke*

*is underwelmed*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:21, Reply)

The pic is quite good ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:21, Reply)

yes, it is quite funny.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:24, Reply)

I'm sorry to have disappointed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:25, Reply)

it's OK.
I don't know you well enough to have high(or low) expectations of you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Haha, gutted, I've been loads of times, never been happier. Gutted.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Hi Gonz.
Like my tribute name? Or are you going to sue me for infringing you trade-mark whimsy.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:29, Reply)

It's alright, but I have to go into my history and uncheck the link to your profile so it comes up in blue and I know it's not me who's written what you wrote.
or maybe possibly change my icon back to one that hardly anyone has these days.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Can you not remember what you typed
Oh Gonz!

I'll change it, it's confusing me too.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Nor have I
which is sad because ribs are delicious
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Well, as I said to Ape, you just let us know when you're heading to one of Londons BBQ pits.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I'll be down in late October
might gaz round a few people
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:40, Reply)

I'm in New York the last weekend.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Spoilsport
you around for Becky's bday?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:49, Reply)

I would like to get sticky fingers with you one day maybe possibly soon hopefully.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Sorry Gonz I'm fastidious with napkins

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:48, Reply)

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(Battered., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)

hi Bert.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I bet this is one of those other accounts that EVEN I haven't identified.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I am surmising based on the account having been opened 16 days ago and what they have posted to date.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:38, Reply)