I can do that.
I told the mental bird to fuck off, by the way. Although idiot here left his phone in the front room last night and when my mates got back in (I didn't go out) they were texting my undying love for her. She's rang about eight times since then.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:14, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

hahahaha
How did you tell her to fuck off?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:15, Reply)

She asked if I was still coming round last night.
I text back saying no I never said I would, she asked why I was being off and I went "Why do you think, you're so full on and don't leave me alone. This ain't going anywhere so let's leave each other the fuck alone". She didn't text back until my mates started texting her. Apparently after the first text they sent she called my phone within about three minutes....it was fucking four in the morning.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:33, Reply)

So have you read what your mates sent?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Yeah.
They tried to get her to come out into the street so they could laugh at her from our front window. Many texts revolving around "I'm so sorry for what I said, I think we can go all the way, please meet me outside now".
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:39, Reply)

hahaha
What a shower of cunts. Have you heard from here today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Only about three missed calls.
I'm on super ignore duty now. She text saying she deleted me off Facebook to get back at me....I never accepted her friend request.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:02, Reply)

I'm sure you were broken hearted

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Wow, she's properly broken

( Kroney, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Snapped in half.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Haha, oh man, hopefully she'll do a suicide attempt, hahah, lol.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:05, Reply)

I love you Gonz.
/ac
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:08, Reply)

I hope that too, she's crackers and a massive cunt.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I think/hope he's joking, but who knows.
you on the other hand....
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Broken females are fun, though
and very easy to tip over the edge.

Feeling better yet?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Fun?
That's nice.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:23, Reply)

For some fucked up sociopaths, maybe.
Not really, but I'm doing sod all so that's better than nowt. How's your innards.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Oh, much, much better thank you.
We're just about to watch Attack the Block.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Good.
Sounds like a good plan.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:30, Reply)

When someone smashes a pint glass onto your feet and bangs your door down at three in the morning on more than one occassion, amongst other things.
It's hard to muster sympathy.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:23, Reply)

She sounds lovely.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Gutted we've split mate.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Match made in heaven, innit?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:30, Reply)

She could have smashed it over your head.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Unlikely, considering I never met the girl.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:40, Reply)