1st!
not a proud claim on a Saturday, especially as I've been awake for over an hour. I plan to offset this by spending all day in bed with a lap top watching crappy movies and eating biscuits.

So, what's your excuse for being in front of a computer on a Saturday?

Alt: I'm about to watch In The Name of The King, which appear to be a fantasy/medieval thing with Jason Stathem, which seems an un likely combination. What's the oddest actor/genre combination you've seen and did it work?

Edit: fucksocks, 2nd.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 10:06, 74 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Not first
You've thread-stomped Jeff before he got even one reply!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 10:07, Reply)

*doesn't notice, watches film*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 10:09, Reply)

i woke at 4am
been back to sleep, though, but i still think it counts. how are you today?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 10:57, Reply)

watching a very bad film.
very, very bad.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 11:15, Reply)

this is why
films represent risk
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 11:18, Reply)

yes, but this could have been anticipated.
Burt Reynolds is King and Ray liotta is the badd wizzard, this tells you all you need.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 11:26, Reply)

not if you don't
know actors' names
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 11:26, Reply)

if you've not even heard of those two, you're a lost cause.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 11:37, Reply)

i think i know who burt reynolds is

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I would LOVE to be sat infront of a computer all day.
Instead, in about an hour, I'm going to Durham passport office to get my identification sorted. I've lost my passport so many times over the last two years I'm basically on first name terms with everyone in there.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 11:14, Reply)

I suppose I ought to get up.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:02, Reply)

I have taken the dogs for a walk and plan to clean the house........in a bit.

( girlinthehole, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:05, Reply)

I can't be arsed to move.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:07, Reply)

It's either clean the house or go to the gym.
I need exercise.
( girlinthehole, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:08, Reply)

You've taken the dogs out.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Not enough.
Need MOAR.
( girlinthehole, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Why can't I be arsed to get up today?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:11, Reply)

You miss me.

( girlinthehole, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:12, Reply)

That'll be it.
*Waves*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:12, Reply)

*waves*

( girlinthehole, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:23, Reply)

*Thinks about moving*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Someone go to Durham and get my passport for me.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Okay.
But I'll want a bacon sandwich when I get back.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:09, Reply)

I can do that.
I told the mental bird to fuck off, by the way. Although idiot here left his phone in the front room last night and when my mates got back in (I didn't go out) they were texting my undying love for her. She's rang about eight times since then.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:14, Reply)

hahahaha
How did you tell her to fuck off?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:15, Reply)

She asked if I was still coming round last night.
I text back saying no I never said I would, she asked why I was being off and I went "Why do you think, you're so full on and don't leave me alone. This ain't going anywhere so let's leave each other the fuck alone". She didn't text back until my mates started texting her. Apparently after the first text they sent she called my phone within about three minutes....it was fucking four in the morning.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:33, Reply)

So have you read what your mates sent?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Yeah.
They tried to get her to come out into the street so they could laugh at her from our front window. Many texts revolving around "I'm so sorry for what I said, I think we can go all the way, please meet me outside now".
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:39, Reply)

hahaha
What a shower of cunts. Have you heard from here today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Only about three missed calls.
I'm on super ignore duty now. She text saying she deleted me off Facebook to get back at me....I never accepted her friend request.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:02, Reply)

I'm sure you were broken hearted

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Wow, she's properly broken

( Kroney, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Snapped in half.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Haha, oh man, hopefully she'll do a suicide attempt, hahah, lol.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:05, Reply)

I love you Gonz.
/ac
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:08, Reply)

I hope that too, she's crackers and a massive cunt.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I think/hope he's joking, but who knows.
you on the other hand....
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Broken females are fun, though
and very easy to tip over the edge.

Feeling better yet?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Fun?
That's nice.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:23, Reply)

For some fucked up sociopaths, maybe.
Not really, but I'm doing sod all so that's better than nowt. How's your innards.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Oh, much, much better thank you.
We're just about to watch Attack the Block.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Good.
Sounds like a good plan.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:30, Reply)

When someone smashes a pint glass onto your feet and bangs your door down at three in the morning on more than one occassion, amongst other things.
It's hard to muster sympathy.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:23, Reply)

She sounds lovely.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Gutted we've split mate.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Match made in heaven, innit?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:30, Reply)

She could have smashed it over your head.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Unlikely, considering I never met the girl.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Mine needs fixing
Seems the hard drive might be fucked, not good.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Well, that's 2.5 hours of my life I'll never get back
curse my need to see films to the end. Might get up and get some lunch.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:41, Reply)

I'm doing research on Marie Curie
For my next blog post
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:46, Reply)

still in bed.
Anyone else think the main qotw is dying an undignified death?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Not reaslly.
But there have been some crap topics recently.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:00, Reply)

I'm at work,
unfortunately.
Which is pointless, cos no clients have been in.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 12:52, Reply)

I just invented a new dish, it's fucking lush.
Kidneys, Onions and Mushrooms in a sauce made using Creme Fresh, Mild Curry Powder, English Mustard, Honey. It's proper lush, although I think next time I'd do it with some other kind of meat than lamb's kidneys, or to tell you the truth, it doesn't need any meat at all, a mix of verious mushrooms would work just as well.


( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:07, Reply)

That sounds nicer
than it looks.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Yeah', I couldn't get a good photo of it, it's not as dark as in the photo, more like a brown colour.
Tastes fucking amazing though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I had a full brekkie today, and crunchy nut cornflakes.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:16, Reply)

No offence, Gonz, but that looks fucking disgusting.
But I'm sure it tased lovely. Did you see taht guy on Saturday Kitchen spending five minutes on his omelette? mr b3th was shouting at the TV.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:14, Reply)

It resembles something that's dropped from an ill dog's arse.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Whoops, I crashed out, and a lovely schluff.
Hah, I'd say it's in my top 5 of things that I've invented that tastes nice. I wouldn't say it looks bad eaither really, kindda like how if you saw a curry, all those dark bits are pure flavour. Yeah', that made me lol, must have really pissed off the producers, it must have fuckd up with their timings.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:39, Reply)

You're all idiots, that looks amazing.
I reckon I could eat that all day everyday.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Cheers dude =D
It really is well nice.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:39, Reply)

I'm too Geeky.
I'm now watching Battle of The Bulge on CH5 and it's annoying me that they are using the wrong tanks. That so called King Tiger is not even a German tank, and the Panzers look more like T34s to me. If only Monty were here, he'd feel my pain.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:24, Reply)

That's a good film though
it's the one with Kojak in it, yes?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Nor so far.
So for we have Robert Shaw, Walter Mathau and Henry Fonda. It's OK, but I can't get past germans riding around in russian and american tanks.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Ahh, there he is, you were right.
The plucky american sergent.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Right. It really is time to get up.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 14:40, Reply)

today's a bit
lame. I fear it's going to be another day with absolutely nothing exciting in it. The highlight so far was accidentally finding a textiles exhibition including some work from people I knew from the classes I took last year. Now a bit miserable that I've not made anything good in ages.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:46, Reply)

at least you left the house.
I've migrated to the sofa and might need to go over the road for food, or I could get pizza.

*glums*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:50, Reply)

:(
you didn;t mss much
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:51, Reply)

We know someone whose daughter is incredibly well-received in textile design. She's been featured in all teh posh magazines and that.
Also, new thread.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:50, Reply)

textiles...thread...see what you did there

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Another crap film down
I wonder what comes next. I did download Smokey and the bandit, that might be a safe bet,
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:48, Reply)