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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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OK, condoms, lube, cockring, what have I forgotten?
you have 5 minute to answer.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:39, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
2 litre bottle of Lucozade
and a packet of babywipes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:40, Reply)
check, duely packed.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:41, Reply)
Wrist support
One from either the world of bowling or golf would do.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:42, Reply)
I used to have a bowling wrist support
back in the day when I played for Lancashire U14s. Trufax.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:44, Reply)
If I bowled more often, I would also have one
due to my rather, uh, unique bowling style.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:46, Reply)
Spazhands?

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:57, Reply)
Maybe one day there'll be a B3tan B0wling B4sh
but until then, you'll have to remain on tenterhooks.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:06, Reply)
Viagra.

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:41, Reply)
I'll assume Mr F packs his own.
In no condition to be anything other than 'catcher' today
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:42, Reply)
Hahahaha, oh grim.

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:43, Reply)
your mind made the image.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:45, Reply)
Yes, and it's regretting it hugely.

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:57, Reply)
chocolate sauce
and a camera
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:42, Reply)
I have my phone.
Will send you pics by MMS.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:43, Reply)
excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:44, Reply)
Surely you mean, 'traumatic'?

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:46, Reply)
Your 'Nottingham Forest are shit' scarf.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:43, Reply)
I have that as a tat on my arse.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:44, Reply)
Big Squeezy hugs from me.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:45, Reply)
*Waves*
I'll bet you've squeezed CQs arse before!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:49, Reply)
I say!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:52, Reply)
I beg your pardon.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:45, Reply)
Gonz Mask so you can point in her face and go "THAT ONE'S FOR THE GONZMISTER"

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Darth isn't really a girl
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:46, Reply)
Oh, I didn't really have a clue who he's meeting, I didn't pay attention.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:57, Reply)
well basically
he has a date with Darth, in which he is going to get bummed by him while wearing a mask of your face.

hope this clears things up
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:58, Reply)
Oh cool, that's the most action I've gotten in years then.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 18:59, Reply)
Gonz, the next time I get lucky
this is what I am going to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:47, Reply)
Just remember, when ever someone scores some nookie, I'm always there, if not in the cupboard, then in spirit.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 17:57, Reply)

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