Anyone live by a motto or code? if so what is it and why?
alt: anyone scared of flying?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:29, 67 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Don't be a cunt
Most of the time it works, but not always


Alt:
My step-daughter is fucking petrified of flying. Proper hyper-ventilating, crying hysteria afraid
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Being a cunt can make life a lot simpler though.
alt - how do you deal with it?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:33, Reply)

This is true
My way of thinking is that it might be harder not to be one, but in the long term it works out better.

Alt:
We can't do anything and she still flies. She is 22 mind, so old enough to worry about things herself
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:34, Reply)

22! I thought you were in your thirties!
I tried being nice but it's hard bloody work.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:36, Reply)

I am 36!
Mrs Cow had her when she was 17, long before we met

You don't have to be nice, just not a cunt. Silence is a good thing in most problems. Shut your own gob and walk away. This sorts most stuff out in work for me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:37, Reply)

You are my new guru

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Shit Happens
Alt: I wouldn't say I was scared of flying, but I am a nervous flyer.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Better out than in
I try not to bottle stuff up as it just makes things worse. Go and shout in an empty room if necessary, chills you out again
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:35, Reply)

I used to be a right knob, and would punch things when I got wound up
However, 2 occurences of this happening stopped me from doing it anymore.

The first one was when I punched a stone lamppost, and broke my knuckle (fucking AGONY). The second was when I put my fist through a door, ripping the skin apart.

Both times, I realised it simply wasn't worth it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Have done the same so many times, although my mate Russ wins this,
got so angry playing football punched the floor and broke both hands... Oh the piss taking was immense.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:53, Reply)

Haha, that's spectacular

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:58, Reply)

A man gotta have a code.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:33, Reply)

That bottle won't drink itself

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:38, Reply)

It must do sometimes
Because I'd often just wake up and find it empty.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Two real codes I have, one by necessity, one by choice.
One day at a time.

Yes, and...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Not scared of flying but as a control freak I would rather be flying it than be a passenger.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:43, Reply)

I don't think anyone else on board would agree

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:03, Reply)

I would
I don't like rollercoasters for this reason.
( Kroney, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Be nice
and try not to worry about things, particularly if you can't change them.

No. I love flying. I fucking hate boats though.
(berk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Do you have a problem?
No? Then don't worry.

Yes? Can you do anything to change it?

Yes? Then don't worry.

No? Then don't worry.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Indeed
a highly logical thought process.
(berk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:48, Reply)

It takes more practice than it feels like it should
but it just about works.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:49, Reply)

It's doable if you work at it
or at least, it stops me from careering headlong in to panic from time to time.
(berk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Oooh I love a good ferry me.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Bleurgh
Catamarans are the worst. I only have to look at one to start feeling ill. I chunder without fail every single time I get on any ferry, boat, catamaran...I could probably manage it in a pedalo, ffs.
(berk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:52, Reply)

I've sailed since I was a nipper so love the sea.
I do not like coaches though as was on one in France which crashed halfway up the fucking Alps.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:53, Reply)

I don't like coaches either
trains and planes are just about passable.
(berk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:56, Reply)

They forgot to sit you over the axl, tsk tsk

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:56, Reply)

is that how you spell axel? fuck have I been basing my spelling on Guns n Roses?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:58, Reply)

I fucking love dropping e's

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:59, Reply)

big fish little fish tc tc

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:00, Reply)

'Err have I missed something, when did you and Battered become vaunted board enemies?
Links and diagrams please
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Not sure either, I blame Al.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:09, Reply)

drugs!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:00, Reply)

My cock's not going to suck itself.
or Are my balls orphans?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:56, Reply)

if it doesn't move eat it, if it moves slip one in
LOL
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:59, Reply)

hi Bert.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:59, Reply)

are you battered like fish is battered or battered like someone who has been beaten up battereD?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Or Battered like being drunk?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:05, Reply)

or battered like something in a battary farm that hasn't got any Ys?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Not scared of flying at all. I find it quite pleasant.
Do what you want but don't hurt anyone is as close to a motto as I can get those.

PS bonus points for those who can figure out where that came from.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:04, Reply)

your dad's bumhole!
LOL
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Oh.
You must be Bert.

Is your favourite band Twisted Sister?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:07, Reply)

no my favourite band is snow patrol and MEGADETH
what is your favourite badn? do you like snow patrol or MEGADETH?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:10, Reply)

My favourite badn was captain hook.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:12, Reply)

I've never heard of them what songs do they ding?
do they sing good songs? I've never heard of them
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:14, Reply)

usually ding cars

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:16, Reply)

you haaven't make any sends!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Neither. One is dull and the other formulaic.
Who are you?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:19, Reply)

my name is the luggasge!
not really, that it your name!

You are the luggage! not me
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Are you Baldmonkey?
I've heard mention of you before.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:25, Reply)

NO BULLYING!
be nice the luggage,
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:26, Reply)

why piss around?
also: MEN ARE ALL THE SAME.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:07, Reply)

No we're not.
Some of us are possibly gay body-builders.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:10, Reply)

It's like Germain Greer said
'All men are potential gay body builders'
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:11, Reply)

ALL CHICKS ARE THE SAME... MENTAL BLOODY BANSHEES

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:10, Reply)

you're right
I am the same

LOL
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Mine appears to be
"Why take the easier option, when there's a massive ball-ache available?"
( Kroney, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:12, Reply)

I like you, you are funny
were you always funny or did it just happen one day? or not?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Depends on who you ask.

( Kroney, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:14, Reply)

oh boy
you done it again!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:14, Reply)

I'm crazy, me.

( Kroney, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:15, Reply)

wakey!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:16, Reply)

In 100 years who's going to give a shit
This one comes in handy if I'm stressing about something that seems important at the time.

Alt: Nope, I have an irrational fear of going beyond the third step in a stepladder (ITS FECKIN' WOBBLY!) but have no problem sitting in a flying sardine can contemplating spending £5 on a bag of crisps.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:14, Reply)

don't be sad Bill Clay`
it'll be alright in the end, tyhere there
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Never Surrender, never give up.
Alt: I like flying, as long as I have a window seat.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:57, Reply)

A student today said they'd found a quote that reminded them of me
it was

"Listen to the voice inside that says 'wouldn't it be interesting if...' then act on it"

I was pretty chuffed
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:18, Reply)