Do you live in Hollyoaks?

( Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:38, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

No but I do sometimes feel someone's swapped my life with the plot of a terrible straight to DVD action/romcom film starring Adam Sandler.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:42, Reply)

You want to be careful
if they're starting scraps over being asked house numbers. There's something not kosher there.
( Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:44, Reply)

I know exactly the type of people they are which is what riles me further.
Posh knobhead toffs from Surrey who like to bully people when they have the chance. I'd never call the police normally but seeing as the cheeky twats did it to us I'd love to phone them now and tell them I was assaulted. Only thing stopping me is my housemate has begged me not to.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Not his fault is it?
Two options, either full on feud or leave well alone.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Alternatively, 3am petrol bomb.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:52, Reply)

I never once said it was his fault and fully respect his wishes.
And full on feud it is.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:52, Reply)

you're gonna end up in jail
and your kids will starve and your wife will kill herself
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:55, Reply)

IT'S GONNA BE MURDAAA!1
Several 'uni' students rowing over something or other for the rest of the year. Timothy might even get his glasses broken. Before you know it Barrys got the Nigerian Whites up to sort the whole thing out.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:00, Reply)

I think there's probably more to the story than that.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:53, Reply)

somebody give this man some head
he's clearly hit it with a nail
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Yes, someone give me head ffs

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Haha, don't all rush at once.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:03, Reply)

These guys live 8 doors away, phsyco girl lives 4 days away.
That's some crazy ass street you live on.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I think he lives in a Space song.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:58, Reply)

*click*
Watch out for No 59
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:09, Reply)

it's almost like Barry's the mental one and the cause of it all

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:01, Reply)

I thought you'd be well up for it, Gonz
it's Hollyoaks
( Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:05, Reply)