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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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True story, I once was with a girl who gave my willy a peck, and considered it a blowjob well done.I mean, literally, a peck, like you'd give your grandma on the forehead so she doesn't have to get up before you leave.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:48,
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At least she didn't create a nice vacuum seal and then blow with all her might.I bet that would hurt.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:50,
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Haha, it's when you tie it up in a knot afterwards.*winces*
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:53,
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And then go 'ta-da!' and brandish it like a balloon animal.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:55,
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Haha, not quite a kangal, more of a wrinkly pug.And following on from this line of thought, I'm wondering what would happen if you gave someone a hellium enema.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:00,
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Squeeky fart?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:11,
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I'll never understand why I was thrown out of that children's birthday party(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:00,
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