Morning!
You're in a chirpy mood! No plans for the weekend really. I think I need a new hobby.

Suggestions?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:50, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Kill yourself

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Kill yourself virgin!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Or get some KFC.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Welll obviously he'll get one last KFC before he does himself in.
Probably have a wank first too.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Suicide seems a popular choice.
But I'm guessing that you would like to gain at least some experience of the opposite sex before you go...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:58, Reply)

i don't get the whole luggage is a virgin thing
where did that come from? why is he any more likely to be a virgin than anyone else on here?

esp looking at some (well, one) of the men perpetuating the myth, all seems a bit hypocritical.

or did he admit to it, like because of god or something?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:02, Reply)

I think he admitted it at some point
or in terms of /offtopic as good as admitted it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:03, Reply)

hang on, let me stalk his posts for the word virgin. i bet reports of his virginity have been greatly exaggerated...
... this is all i can find!

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1237791#post1237800
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:04, Reply)

He kept talking about how much he loved Terry Pratchett
so I pointed out that he was clearly a virgin. And then he got very upset.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:05, Reply)

ah so it was a scientific mathematic calculation
based on the likelihood of anyone who loves terry pratchett being able to get laid?

for the record, i don't think he's REALLY a virgin. they start them young in wakefield.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Here we go
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1352688#post1352695
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:07, Reply)

you're much better at searching than i am
come and be my trainee and do my legal research for me! i keep telling you that you'd be an excellent lawyer.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Except for the pesky 2ii
which everyone keeps telling me I should try and appeal
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:14, Reply)

my ex/boss had a 2:ii
never held him back, as it was from oxford. of course, his alcoholism and general cuntishness held him back a bit more...

if you still have time to appeal, why not? what have you got to lose? x
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:17, Reply)

You mean my alcoholism isn't a GOOD thing?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:26, Reply)

depends how it's harnessed
many clients are also alcoholic!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:41, Reply)

That's good enough for me.
Of course, had he replied "No I'm not, I've had sex on no less than 3 occasions, and one of those was on the floor." I would have laughed even more.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Also, the truth isn't important in online bullying*.
And he seems to be coming to terms with it, in the same way Darth accepted that he must be gay if internet strangers told him he was.

*Unless you are the truth fairy
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:06, Reply)

The truth fairy is sadly lacking in the bullying department
as evidenced by yesterdays rather tragic attempt at reigniting the whole "close down QOTW" thing again.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:09, Reply)

I know, worst bully ever.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:11, Reply)

it's funny where memes come from - some are clearly self-inflicted and others seem very random

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Either way, you can't choose your own
And the more you try to shake one off, the more people will throw it back at you.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:18, Reply)