A woman I used to work with
has been twittering all week on fb about how she's going out for a special night out with her husband. First big night out since she had a baby earlier this year, so I can understand how she's excited and all taht.

She's just checked in on fb - at nandos.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:31, 7 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*facepalms*

( girlinthehole, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Call her a cunt.
Go on b3th. DO IT.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:32, Reply)

After what happened with teh Diana/Dodi fiasco
I don't think so.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)

What happened there?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:34, Reply)

After I discovered there was a Dodi/Diana shrine in harrods, I posted something disparaging on fb
Some b3tan boys joined in and said typical b3ta things, and another girl I used to work with handed them their arses on a plate.

Quite funny, actually.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:38, Reply)

hahahaha
It's what she would have wanted.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)

That's wrong on many levels
Although I suppose it could have been KFC.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)

surely it doesn't matter where you go, but who you go with
/eats alone, sobs into soup
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Ah, leave her. So she's easily pleased?
Could be worse - she could be watching Joe Longthorne.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:43, Reply)

I'm sat here watching X Factor, so I can hardly judge.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)

I have simple tastes.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Is he still alive? My nan liked him, but I seem to recall him having a brain spazz or something.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)

I think he's all better now.
And totally heterosexual and shit.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)

My nan loved Barrymore until he came out.
As far as I know, she still likes Daniel O'Donell.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)

My mate's mum sleeps on the street all night to get DOD tickets

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Is that a sponsorship thing.
Or have his fans yet to venture 'online'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:49, Reply)

They enjoy it.
Menacing the local population while they do so.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Why not write to 'Call me Dave'
And suggest that all they need to do when civil unrest is about to start with the youth, they pay DOD to tour. The streets will be full of blue-rinse defenders.

They are bound to be cheaper than the police, and bar the odd replacement hip, a small drain on our resources.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:53, Reply)

You know it's well over ten years since Cliff Richard had a number one single
Now we've got all this civil unrest and stuff. Just saying...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:56, Reply)

You both speak sense

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Wibble.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:01, Reply)

I'd better start drinking faster then
This'll never do.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:03, Reply)

Is he a woofter?
Or, as our family used to call them, 'Willy Wooofters'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:49, Reply)

i always thought that matthew kelly was a bender
turns out he's married with kids and that but that means fuck all really
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)

*Jim Royle*
Elton John was married, but he still dropped anchor in poo-bay.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)

jim royle?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Maybe Ricky Tomlinson's well fruity

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Who is the better scouser, Tomlinson or Cilla?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:07, Reply)

That's like saying "What is the best turd,
arse-rippingly hard or runny and caustic?"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Surely Cilla sold out by fucking off 'down south'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:11, Reply)

She sold out by being shit, being a slag, having a gerbil face and trying to reverse the effects of her elocution lessons
thus leading the world to think hers is a scouse accent.
We say 'air and Clair, not hur and Clur.

Nowt wrong with moving away.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Oh yeah, you're off north yourself aren't you!
Still hoping to be in by Christmas?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)

What d'you think?
*dozy bint*
See also Ringo. He's a knob cos he's a knob, NOT because he moved away.
Macca moved away but we don't hate him. You'd have to do some serious commuting if you wanted to make a living as Paul McCartney AND live in Liverpool's suburbs.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:18, Reply)

I don't know do I.
Before Christmas, after Christmas. I dunno.

I might be heading back to Edinburgh for a few days in the next couple of weeks.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:21, Reply)

I think it'll be after Chrimbo now.
Really missing the place. It's got me, Jeff, it's got me!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:23, Reply)

It's a nice enough place
And I'd consider contracting there in the future. But for now, I'm an occasional visitor.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:24, Reply)

Yeah, they've got the nightlife.
They've got the culture, and they've got a castle.

But have they got a pier, Jeff? Have they?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:26, Reply)

They haven't b3th. They really haven't.
If I wanted to play Crazy Golf in Scotland, I wouldn't know where to start. And they invented the fucking game.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:27, Reply)

fuck all wrong with a bit of nandos

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Or Joe Longthorne if you're related to us eh Roswitha?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)

nowt at all mate

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:49, Reply)

facepalm
this is what having kids will reduce you to: waiting a year to go to a fucking nandos
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)