Barry has been breaking rocks in preparation.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:03, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

In the hot sun?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:07, Reply)

He fought the law.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:10, Reply)

But Stoke won.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Fuck. Off.
I can honestly say I hope everyone in Stoke drops dead, it's such a grim pointless (besides the three today) place.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)

hey!
stoke is my ancestral home!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:17, Reply)

It is the most disgusting place in the country.
Although don't get me started on shit cities as I'll be here all day, my housemates get endless joy out of going "yeah Blackburn's quite a nice place to live" within my earshot and then watching me go on a rant as to why Blackburn and another thirty odd cities are hellholes.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)

If you want to venture to the West Country and tell us why it's shit, you'll be more than welcome...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)

If you want to come to Bradford
I'll show you why it's shit before you've had chance to form an opinion.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:24, Reply)

The worst thing about Stoke is the feeling of hopeless, existential despair you start to get if you spend more than twenty minutes there.
The only similar place I've been to in England is Newark, but even so it's not that bad.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)

Very popular amongst Norweigan film directors

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:27, Reply)

Oh come on...
Hull. Even worse than Bradford.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:35, Reply)

Still better than Stoke.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:38, Reply)

I've only ever passed through Stoke
Possibly in the way that a turd passes through the lower intestine on it's way to liberation.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:40, Reply)

grimsby
A vision of smack-addled despair
(CheatingRabbit, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:45, Reply)

Barrow-in-Furness
a reality of smack-addled despair.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:49, Reply)

See also Goole, Immingham, Barton, Cleethorpes etc.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:49, Reply)

I know nothing of football
But a mate is a huge Stoke fan and was ranting earlier, which is how the connection clicked.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)

I would rather kill myself than watch Stoke week in week out.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Pulis had a go at managing Bristol City.
He was (probably) the most unpopular manager we've ever had.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:26, Reply)