Well, the biggest problem in my life right now is that I put my can of 'V' drink on the other side of the table as I went to sit down....
... and I have to stretch really really far, or even stand up, to get it. I'm pretty sure that calling in the entire A-Team to fix this problem would be over-kill, and besides, I just stretched to get it and have it now. I'm sorry I wasted their time, I hope there isn't a minimal billable hours, maybe I could get them to do some odd jobs around the house to make up the time? I haven't had a light bulb in my main hall for about 3 weeks now because I don't like standing on chairs and can't reach it otherwise. I'm really scared that the light in the bathroom will go, then I'll be fucked, or have to get one of those step-ladders, eaither way, I'll have to read my book via iPad 'cus it has a light.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:29, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I wouldn't worry too much
they were a soft touch, I don't think they ever actually made anyone pay in the end.

I mean, if they had, they could have afforded proper weapons and not garden sprinklers with bamboo canes taped to them.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Please desist from making any further comments about shit children's TV programmes from the 80's

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Shan't!
(That's what Mr Uppity used to say, on the Mr Men. In the 80's)
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:36, Reply)

I second this vote.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:43, Reply)

and turnips

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Oh, I fucking hate that, so much.
In 2 years time you end up with an invoice out the blue and it's always in the middle of the month when the pennies are short.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:34, Reply)

You missed a good day on Sunday - shame you couldn't make it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Yeah', I wish I could have gone, was looking forward to it for youks, I think there are a few food fairs in'n'around there though, so hopefully next time.
I had unlimited sushi yesterday, it was good, like, really really good.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:38, Reply)

So very, very good.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Deffo =D
I don't mind doing the same next time, or ribs, both are good for me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I reckon ribs. CHCB seemed quite keen on trying some different stuff.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Awesomeness, how 'bout in about 3 week's time?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:54, Reply)

I bought a Spanish blue cheese (I had no idea the cunts even make blue cheese)
which is perhaps the best cheese I have ever eaten.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:41, Reply)

The trouble with finding amazing cheeses are is that you can never find them again.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:44, Reply)

You're searching for cheeses?
I thought your gang killed the blighter.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Except it was the romans, wasn't it? and Jesus was jewish
Never understood this bit of anti semitism.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:49, Reply)

I've juist reallised:
Gonz is the second coming.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:51, Reply)

He can create food for lots of people
Maybe it takes a bit of practice to get to 5000
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Enough food for 5000 Baline B3tans would feed Somalia for a month

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:54, Reply)

I think the reasoning amongst the bonkers
is that the Jews supposedly demanded the death penalty as opposed to the Romans who simply wanted them to fuck off and take their naughty boy with them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Well I suppose it's no less tenuous that a lot of silly beliefs.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:57, Reply)