The Aristocrats.
I mean, it had nothing to do with animated cats. It was just a bunch of people saying rude words a lot.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:30, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

BUM!
What was your moaning about work on FB about?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Just a small mishap, nothing more. It was just a shock is all.
But my lovely boss sorted it PRONTO.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Good good

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:37, Reply)

OMG I'm totally seeing you on friday night!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:31, Reply)

OHEMEFFGEE!
There'll be, like, some drinks and things.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Will there be boobies?
Only your e-mail gave the impression there might be boobies. And, thing is, if there are going to be boobies, firstly I'll have to ask the wife, and secondly I'll have to ask your wife.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:38, Reply)

As far as I know, no boobies.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Sounds rubbbish
Count me out.
Oh... you were.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Oh good.
Then I can relax and enjoy myself.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Right, lads, lets get al with the boobies. PREPARE THE BOOB CANNON!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Tightly! Tightly!
Where did you stay in Portugal? Only one of the pics on FB looked remarkably like a little fishing village I stayed in yonks ago.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:39, Reply)

I heard it was called
"Casa Zu Davros Grandad Yonks Ago Fishing Village Tiniesto"
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:40, Reply)

OMG WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF THAT?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Pretty damned slim.
I reckon he should be playing the lottery with luck like that.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Were you at Gonz's last night and did you get any baklava?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:43, Reply)

A lady never baklava's and tells.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:44, Reply)

I didn't get any Baklava, but I wasn't actually in Gonz's just in the sushi restaurant nearby.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Ah.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Turns out "all you can eat sushi" is quite a lot.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Did they have any beef tataki?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Is that the seared stuff?
Nope. But they had so much other stuff. It was katsu/tempura/sashimi/nigiri heaven.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Yep, coated in peppercorns and seared
Absolutely beautiful. I need to have sushi again soon.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Davros! Davros!
It was a place called Carvoeiro. And it was very nice.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Not the same place then.
How are you old chap?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Well, thank you, I'm well.
My house is nearly built, so that's exciting. and I heard a rumour you're in that London soon. I'll be there.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:46, Reply)

I'll totally gaz you details

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Yes indeed.
I'm hoping I don't have the same train problems as the missus did last time, as I'm not due in until about 5.30. Don't want to be late and all that.

When do you get the keys?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Good good.
Sometime in December. The roof is on the doors and windows are in, so I think now we're waiting on the kitchen and bathroom to be installed, for the landscaping to be done, and for the pavement to be laid.

Also, I'm sure it'd be quicker if that Kevin McLeod didn't keep hanging about the place going on about architectural integrity and the sweeping , faux gothic lines of the roof.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:53, Reply)