Good morning Monty, how does this morning find you?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:02, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Whilst wishing to avoid being a caricature of myself, I am in a fucking appalling mood.
I had a blazing row with my boss last night inc. shouting etc. Ruined my evening last night and my emailed request for a meeting of my department + him to discuss some issues was met with 'I have no desire to enter into an email conversation in this small office'. I sent it half an hour before the prick turned up this morning.

I was awake at half three this morning fuming about this shit and am consequently tired and grumpier than ever. I also STILL not well.

Alt reply: fine thanks! You?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Take the day off and watch the gypsies being tasered instead. Best TV for years.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I do feel ever so slightly less angry at the world just reading this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:10, Reply)

I am recording it all on Sky+ and no doubt will watch it time and time again.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:12, Reply)

I'll come over with some fine wine and cheese and watch it, one night, if you'll have me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:13, Reply)

A superb idea. I will provide the port.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:15, Reply)

'GYPPO NIGHT'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Interesting fact of the day.
The taser was inspired by a fictional invention from one of a series of books about a boy called Tom Swift and is an acronym for Thomas A. Swift's Electronic Rifle.

I now expect everyone to either say they already knew that, or to quickly disprove this with FACTS, but I find it interesting. As you were.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Interesting indeed, but I smell a 'bacronym' here.
cf 'posh'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Possibly
but someone may bother their arse to look it up to confirm or deny this sooner or later.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Actually I believe bluey is right, here.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:22, Reply)

If a clever man like Badgo backs me up, that is more than good enough for me...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:25, Reply)

It sounds so implausible
But Wikipedia backs you up so it's clearly INTERNET FACT, I shall use this to bore someone in the future, thank you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:21, Reply)

ONLINE VALIDATION!!!11!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Someone needs to ask QI
If they say it's true, then that's good enough for me.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I'll look in my Big Book of General Ignorance when I get home.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:29, Reply)

What's your diary got to do with anything?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:32, Reply)

That'll be the new thing I learnt today, and I thank you for that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:37, Reply)

He sounds lovely and reasonable. You are very lucky.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I high-five myself every morning, and whoop repeatedly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:13, Reply)

I fear this constant whooping may actually be a sign of rabies
Sorry to be the bearer...etc.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:19, Reply)

*foams*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Quick, go and bite your boss

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Poor old Monty.
And that's not a caricature of you, "I did massive Drugs and went bankrupt" would be the caricature. That's just a genuinely shitty event. I say you knife the cunt.

I'm fine, nothing interesting to report here.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:18, Reply)

It's on dull days like this that I wish I was Barry, running through brothels and shouting obsceneties.

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:26, Reply)

"Butter my arse" made me laugh.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Is he not letting you wear your Homer Simpson tie?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Haha, oh man, totally sucks to be you, haha. lol.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 10:39, Reply)