I just made my chicken sandwich for the day, OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN, it's got roasted onion and chili jelly and mayo and raw onion and lettus and roasted garlic.
You know that song Greatest Day by Take That? I was singing to myself "This could be, the greatest sandwich, of your life.....". There is a one legged girl on the telly doing belly dancing, she was shit, you could barely see her belly moving, and what you could see moving was like a lava lamp.

I've decided after like a billion years to leave O2 and go onto Vodaphone, the trouble is, the contract is in my Ma's name, even though I have all the passwords and all that, My billing cycle is on the 22nd, so I'll wait 'till after then, then it will probably be cheaper still. Then I'll pay £100 for the phone, so my total expenses are £260, of which my iPhone 4 will get me about £280. And it'll only be a 12 month contract, which means this time next year I get a new phone too, maybe the iPhone 5 or whatever. Plus my contract will be halfed in terms of what I pay. OH BOY. I think I'll do that this weekend.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:18, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

vodafone 3g coverage is epically shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:19, Reply)

That's the good thing about living in london.
We don't have to worry about coverage and all that shit that backward peasent villages have to deal with.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:24, Reply)

I live in london....

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Haha, I can apprechate a good being made to look silly like that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Apparently outside London Vodafone is the best for coverage
Inside London however it remains epically shit and only used by povvos and scum.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:29, Reply)

but.....but.....but..... they're the only ones doing 12 month contracts =(((((

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Sucks to be you Gonz
There's a reason they are cheapest. also have a look at their data allowance. O2's 'Unlimited' = 2Gb a month most other people's are half that or even down to 500Mb(Orange I think) and it's worth knowing.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:33, Reply)

I got 500mb, I'm alright with that, can always get some kind of booster pack thing.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Yes, TBH. I rarely get through more than that these days
but I think I used my whole 2Gb once when I was still wowed by being able to watch the telly on my phone. Just remember what I said though, povvos and scum, povvos and scum.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:39, Reply)

It's alright Gonz I've got Vodaphone and it does just fine in London

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Good man, I'll take up your recomendation in that case.
Wanna gaz me any kind of "Sign up a friend" code thinggy if they have one?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:39, Reply)

It's a group business contract so no can do :(
I can't think of any place in that London where receptions been iffy with it
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:41, Reply)

my local pub, 100% 3g on O2, no reception at all on Vodafone

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Ahh, fair 'nuff.
Well looking forward to it though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Hmmm my billing cycle is on the 22nd too.
I have nothing else to say about this.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:20, Reply)

We don't need to hear about your "wimmins problems"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Poppet, I hear you're single again, you coming to the UK any time soon?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:24, Reply)

I wish I was lovely.
But that requires more money than I have at my disposal. Why do you ask?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:25, Reply)

There is no reply to this that wouldn't turn a joke into something creepy, I thought it was implied what I meant by the 'single again' bit =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:28, Reply)

ahhh.
yeah nah I'm pretty tired so I'm missing the obvious things!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:34, Reply)

It's alright, I like a girl when she's vulnrable.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Easier to take advantage?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Thank you for pointing that it, I think it would have been missed otherwise.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Glad to be of help :(
I am often slow and miss the point of things. This doesn't necessarily make me a bad person.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Although it might make it easier for you to take advantage of me...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Woh' now, less of the self deprivation please, you're alright in my books.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Pst! Gonz!
you do know Tangles is a beardy folk singer and not actually a girl, don't you?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Doesn't matter Q - that is my second ONLINE VALIDATION today
and from a hero like Gonz too!
This more than makes up for a friend of a friend calling me an asshole on fb this morning.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Arsehole.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Fair comment

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 12:30, Reply)