We met at a b3ta bash.
And she thought I was gay.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:43, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Good afternoon, oh floppy wristed one.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:45, Reply)

How do, oh Geordie-Dalek-collecting one?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Currently working on my CV.
It's exciting stuff, trying to condense over twenty years of work experience and education into something snappy and eye catching.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Now that sounds like a challenge
I should probably do that myself at some point - except in my case, it'll be extrapolating no work experience into something that an employer won't just roar with laughter at.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:50, Reply)

I've got to do something, the fucking quality of jobs out there is either abysmal
or requires experience of working in specific environments. The latter annoys me a bit as there's stuff out there I could do, but is it worth applying for them? Hence the CV, hopefully if I can get it loaded onto a few websites it might attract some attention.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Just keep the most recent and relevant bits, and make this clear so they don't think you'rea sponger

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Before I took redundancy I have been unemployed for a total of about six weeks.
So hopefully I don't think this will be a conclusion prospective employers will jump to. Hopefully...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:57, Reply)

What I mean is if you only put the last 10 years not 20, they won't think you fucked about for the 1st 10

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:59, Reply)

I haven't though.
Went through a fairly tortuous career progression for about eleven years, then decided I wanted a change in direction, took a demotion to go and work for another organisation (technically speaking although the pay stayed the same) and worked my way back up again.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:03, Reply)

I just had to update mine as it was correct as of about 2003

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I haven't done one since about 1995!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:57, Reply)

I don't even have one.
In fact, it is possible I have only ever written one as an exercise at school or college or whatever.
True story.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:01, Reply)

that's beautiful :' )

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:46, Reply)

So he bummed her

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:47, Reply)

makes a change from some petrol Station Carnations and a box of "Milk Tray"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:48, Reply)

well, it is straight to the anal with her.
there's a meme about it so it must be true.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Wait a moment...
You're not??
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Rumours of my limp-wristed man-bumming have been greatly exaggerated.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:48, Reply)

His wrists are firm
The bumming happened though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:49, Reply)

She just didn't have the correct context
you should have worn your shako.
( Kroney, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:03, Reply)