aftern a seriously boozy lunch
my computer. anmd mobile phone.

both these can get me into huge amoutns of trouble!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:28, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Hahahaha you are pissed up. Your spelling has died.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:30, Reply)

sssssssh!
i am typing. very. very. carefully. now.

have had the best part of a bttle and a half of chablis premier though. i can HIGHLYrecommend galvinlachapelle, is amaaaaazing food.

/orgams

/dies happy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Listen, I want to talk to the 'orgam' grinder here, OK?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Proper officelols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:35, Reply)

If you need someone to talk to about your obvious problem...
...Rory is always available.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:33, Reply)

hahaha!
*round of applause*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:35, Reply)

I do like the fact that you are in work typing like this and obviously pissed up beyond belief
Please tell me you are doing proper work too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:34, Reply)

yes
worrying isn;'t it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:35, Reply)

For your clients....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:36, Reply)

nah they be fune
it's our insurer who need to worry!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:39, Reply)

lightweight

( Peej, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:34, Reply)

AH NOAH!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Actually she has massive jugs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:38, Reply)

I know she's sent me loads of titgazzes

( Peej, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:43, Reply)

were you asleep or screaming at the time?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:44, Reply)

I always scream when I'm asleep

( Peej, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Haha, christ almighty

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Hammered already and it's only half four.
Don't worry, I'm sure it's the evening on some part of the planet.

*judges*
( Kroney, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Nice legal industry reference there Kronos.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:35, Reply)

I'm a man of many talents, Monters

( Kroney, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:36, Reply)

i lovemonty i do!
when he;s not taking the piss out of me anyway!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Is that like an old, shit version of lovefilm?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:48, Reply)

honestly,i
express my undyig love for you and all i get is more urinne extraction!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Possible due to the typed equivalent or drunken sluring
"I luvsh you! I really do!"
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Christ woman
how late have you got to work tonight?
(berk, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Mostly war films
and Birth of a Nation.

Oh and footage of the 1936 olympics
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Triumph of the Will is best.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Yes, silly me for forgetting that.
and the inevitable over long music documentaries...

I think I might take out a subscription.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:59, Reply)

The sun always shines on the British Empire*

*circa 1900
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:37, Reply)

The good old days, when I was in my early twenties...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 16:42, Reply)