Hello, I just woke up, I'm waiting for my tablets to kick in then I'll have a shower and then get to work.
Today's work is going to be rediculously slow because I'm going to pick up my new phone after work.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 8:53, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

My favorite tounge twister is when I tickle the colon, it's well hard getting all the way up that back passage, so many bends and loops.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 8:54, Reply)

so, as Darth becomes Monty, you become Kroney?
Who am I now?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 8:56, Reply)

Me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 8:57, Reply)

Bugger, I'm not sure I can do the accent, but I'll have a crack
Whyay man like.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 8:58, Reply)

3/10 must dee betta man

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 8:59, Reply)

remind me, which part of The Wastes are you from?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Born in South Shields
Brought up in Sunderland
Live near Newcastle

Brought Dragged
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Okeee sah like geordie's naht a milliyen miles off wheyhay man like?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Pretty much, yes
Anyone who wasn't from Newcastle would instantly glower at you for calling them a Geordie, mind you.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Reet, ah'll dee what ah can lyke.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Can I be Wanderlust?

( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Probably, it's all up for grabs today
You'll have to work out what her meme is though, unless it's fucking peniless old drug addicts....
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:08, Reply)

That's a little strong, I'd say.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Sorry, I'm sure what he meant to say was 'sleeping with'

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:18, Reply)

He's not sleeping at the moment

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:19, Reply)

I cannot decide whether to top myself or do a Timothy McVeigh at the moment.
I may do both.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Bombing is too random
You have some specific targets, don't you?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I certainly do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Might I suggest that sir may prefer to "do a Derrick Bird" instead?
Or a "Murty"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Two birds with one stone
Go on a drug fueled rampage and kill several co-workers, then go for suicide by policeman
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:24, Reply)

I hadn't considered Moatying. Good call.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:25, Reply)

I managed to visit Rothbury on honeymoon earlier this year.
My wife only twigged why when I asked her to take my photo next to the "welcome to Rothbury" road sign. She was not impressed.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:27, Reply)

I reckon top yourself, I don't know what doing a 'Timothy McVeigh' is at I'm to scared it won't result in your death.
*high five*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Have I crossed the line?
I suppose actually you're not that old.

To be clear this was all aimed at you, although I can see it does not read well for lusty I have nothing but vague liking and respect for the lady.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Charming.

( wanderlust, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 10:09, Reply)