His brother was a bumder

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:33, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Only openly gay footballer to date
His suicide probably deterred the others
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Ironically it was his penchant for shunting 'de turd' that untimately undid him.


This would be marginally more amusing
a) said aloud and
b) were I Irish
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:41, Reply)

And
c) were it remotely amusing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:42, Reply)

For some reason I hear Harry Belafonte in my head singing this.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:45, Reply)

'GAAAAY-OH'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Shame really

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I really am going to need you to show your working here

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:45, Reply)

It's a shame that the only openly gay footballer ended up killing himself
Football is a bastion of homophobia and general unpleasantness, and if more footballers admitted they were shirters then I would think that it might start to have a knock on effect on football fans.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Or we could just shoot all footballers and football fans.
problem solved.

I'd miss Darth, but that's about it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Oh you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Morning sweety.
Be honoured, this should, if I stick to my guns, be my last post before lunchtime. I've been power-skiving the last 2 days meaning I have 3 days work to get done today so I shall close my browser in the hope of getting on with it.

Hope your day goes well and you recover from your addiction to the retarded game tribal game.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:59, Reply)

*is honoured*
Best of luck with all the work mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 10:01, Reply)

He'll be back before the working day is done.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 10:04, Reply)

I can't find any fault with this
I thought you meant that it was a shame more footballers weren't bumming.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:51, Reply)

I'm sure the number of bumming footballers is in line with the national average
or even slightly higher, given all the time they spend in the showers together.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Stereotype suggest that potentially talented young footballers with a proclivity for bumdering would be lost to the world of musical theatre
I must admit I wish I'd realised when I was 5 that I was more likely to make it as a dancer than a footballer and stopped trying to lpay for Nottingham Forest, although I could probably get in the team now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Rule of life: football is fucking shit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 9:52, Reply)