Warning: Football post ahead
Despite our embarrassing result yesterday, I can smile today as 2 results make me laugh, as did the following joke (despite it being a *little* crude) -

I like my Manchester United like I like my women.

Beaten and raped after taking a Johnny off.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:20, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I dare you to go make taht joke on mumsnet

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:21, Reply)

football is bent.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:25, Reply)

after Scotland's last performance, I'm inclined to agree with you.
Wassup then blud? All good in the hood?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:27, Reply)

www.mumsnet.xxx is available to buy for £70

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:36, Reply)

That's almost tempting
I wonder what the ramifications would be of buying up the .xxx domains corresponding to various major businesses and/or individuals, and pointing them towards tubgirl? Surely someone would pay me to stop.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:48, Reply)

I don't get it.

( Kroney, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:23, Reply)

news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/15325536.stm
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:24, Reply)

Oh
I thought it might be a play on the well-known fact that footballers are all aggressive homosexuals.
( Kroney, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:31, Reply)

I was there, pretty poor.
Taxi for fergie
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:32, Reply)

Aren't Man City supposed to be shit?
Or am I badly behind the times?
( Kroney, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:35, Reply)

They've piled so much money in that finally they've started to look half decent
Still ain't got any class
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:42, Reply)