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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Alright?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:03, 265 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
ye, you?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:16, Reply)
Pissed off, to tell you the truth.
I bought a chicken on Wensday and today is the last day it's alright for. Now, I don't think anything bad of chucking away 90% of a take- away, I've done that twice this week. For some reason, I really resent throwing away most of a £4 chicken, there is something so wasteful about it, but I'd throw away away most of a take away quite a bit, and not care. I guess I could butcher a lot of it and have some of it tonight and some of it tomorow, but them tomorow I'll have to go and buy a new one.

I donno what to do, I think I might bin it and buy a new one tonight, start from scratch, then I'll butcher it and have proper chicken for the next few days 'till pay day.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:35, Reply)
Can't you make a lovely soup/broth?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:46, Reply)
I donno, I'm not going anywhere except my mini tesco for the shopping.
I'm gonna go there now and gets bits for my amazing award winning chicken sandwiches, I've decided I'm going to throw away the current chicken and buy a new one that I can butcher today and cook every day this week 'till pay day.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:50, Reply)
onions, chicken carcass, carrots, celery, potatoes, nom nom nom.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:58, Reply)
evening

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:17, Reply)
evening? it's 16:20 your end, that is afternoon surely?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:21, Reply)
perhaps
but I'm off for tea in a bit, so in my head it's now evening.

how do?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:21, Reply)
much better after 12 hours kip, so hungover yesterday.
Trying to write lesson plans but it's not happening. Anywhere nice for tea?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:23, Reply)
some pub somewhere we used to go when
it was someone's birthday when I was at uni. Not been since, apparently there will be carvery. This is not always a good thing, but should be OK. Off now - get writing those lesson plans!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:24, Reply)
have fun

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:29, Reply)
No
I never normally let football get to me, but today I am well pissed off.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:26, Reply)
Everton did well, Rodwell is awesome/

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:29, Reply)
They didn't do well, it was daylight robbery.
I'm over it now though, who cares.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:54, Reply)
Dont' be 'that' guy Barry, don't be him.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:40, Reply)
too late, he already is.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:50, Reply)
Yeah thanks, you?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:32, Reply)
full of cold, but relaxing on sofa watching films.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:50, Reply)
I think I'm coming down with a bit of a cold too, I haven't sneezed once but I feel a bit blocked and flemy.
I remember when I was a kid I used to really want a cold so I don't have to go to school.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:54, Reply)
I feel bad, CHCB also got a cold, so I'm worried it might be because of me.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:57, Reply)
It's alright, if you have given me a cold, it is worth it.
I'm watching this show with Kirsty Allsop, your misses looks a lot like her if you swap her hair for a bruinette.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:04, Reply)
OMG - it's YOUR fault.
I'm fucking miserable with it. Admittedly, I think I caught it from catfaceceilidhbaby and her germy childmindy chums.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:18, Reply)
Any good films?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:48, Reply)
I really like the new Twinnings advert here...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdkcsDueSMM
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:51, Reply)
describe it to me

(Bazongaloid, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:54, Reply)
The music is an accousistic version of The Calling's "Whereever you will go" by some lady.
The styling is like that of an oil painting of a women on a boat going through stormy seas where the waves turn into watery birds that lift her above the crashing waves, eventually when the water calms she falls down and the waves turn into fish until she reaches a shoreline where she sees herself waiting on the shore with a cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:56, Reply)
oh yeah, I've seen it. it's alright

(Bazongaloid, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:58, Reply)
My wanker housemate who is doing an advertising degree constantly bangs on about this.
It's pretty enough but what the fuck does it have to do with tea? It's crap.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:02, Reply)
I reckon I could write one of those thesises on it.
The way it appeals to the romantic side in most people, showing that through both the personal storms and normal times, you can have a cup of tea which will calm things down. The fact that the two women go into 'one' shows that sometimes you don't quite feel yourself. It's really very good, even the fact that the singer isn't pitch-perfect adds to the "That could be me" ness in a lot of the audiances.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:09, Reply)
that's fine Gonz but what does it have to do with tea?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:10, Reply)
It's the woman 'finding' herself
or 'becoming' herself again. It's symbolic. With emphasis on teh last two syllables.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:14, Reply)
and tea does this?
bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:51, Reply)
I believe that was my point.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:13, Reply)
I totally got it...

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:16, Reply)
...as in 'the last two syllables' of symbolic

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:20, Reply)
See I went with the last two of becoming

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:24, Reply)
That's because you're a flid : p

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:26, Reply)
Silly bobby

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:26, Reply)
I believe I told you that the other day.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:27, Reply)
That's why I used it! God must I always be misunderstood

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:30, Reply)
Nobody gets you Bobs
You should totally write a poem about it, then cut yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:32, Reply)
Ok I'll post one later
Beats lesson planning
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:35, Reply)
Quite a lot, seeing her with a cup of tea at the end when she's normal and calm, when the two girls become one, portrays the message they want to get across; that a good cup of tea can make you feel more calm, relaxed and at-one.
Oh shit, thank's for making me think about it, I'm about to buy tea for the first time in god knows how many years. I occasonally have mint tea that I make myself, but now I want one of those poofy teas.

brb, going tesco to get tea and a chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:17, Reply)
Oh, I feel like the lady in the advert now, with my canonmile and honey and vanila tea and I've had a spoon full of lemon curd.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:46, Reply)
don't buy that at all but if it works for you.
Have you bought twinings since seeing the ad?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:52, Reply)
Yeah', about 10 minutes ago, it's a lovely cuppa, I feel the calm after the storm.
I want to be in my new flat with my new couch with one of these cuppas all snugged up in a new dressing gown after a long relaxing bath, my bath, with all 'em products, lush stuff, while reading my book. Oh man, drinking a nice relaxing cup of cannonsomething, honey and vanila tea in my new flat will be wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:57, Reply)
Im happy to be proved wrong if it has cheered you up so

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:12, Reply)
I watched Man Vs Food this morning.
I have the tiniest little crush now.

What's going on here today, then?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:58, Reply)
People say I look a lot like Adam Richman, true story.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:09, Reply)
Although quite tubby, he's really cute. And very funny.
I don't want to sound like a complete wanker, but if he lost a few stone, he'd be a right heartthrob.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:16, Reply)
Are we talking about him, or me, or both?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:17, Reply)
I'm sure you're already a heartthrob, Gonz.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:18, Reply)
maybe possibly one day !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:00, Reply)

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(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:40, Reply)

getting
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:49, Reply)
I'm trying to motivate myself to go for a walk
Why does it have to be so hard?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:06, Reply)
I think if you had a dog, it would be easier.
You could be instead of like "Oh man, I'm going for a walk" be all like "YAY, I GET TO WALK THE DOG".
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:08, Reply)
I have a dog, and I don't say taht.
/lazy cow
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:14, Reply)
You need to replace it with one that works better then.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:35, Reply)
The only flaw here
is I don't really like dogs
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:19, Reply)
Oh, ok, fair enough.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:35, Reply)
I'm a bastard deep down haha

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:43, Reply)
Probably haven't meet the right one... I can look past it, if that helps.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:56, Reply)
Warning: Football post ahead
Despite our embarrassing result yesterday, I can smile today as 2 results make me laugh, as did the following joke (despite it being a *little* crude) -

I like my Manchester United like I like my women.

Beaten and raped after taking a Johnny off.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:20, Reply)
I dare you to go make taht joke on mumsnet

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:21, Reply)
football is bent.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:25, Reply)
after Scotland's last performance, I'm inclined to agree with you.
Wassup then blud? All good in the hood?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:27, Reply)
www.mumsnet.xxx is available to buy for £70

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:36, Reply)
That's almost tempting
I wonder what the ramifications would be of buying up the .xxx domains corresponding to various major businesses and/or individuals, and pointing them towards tubgirl? Surely someone would pay me to stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:48, Reply)
I don't get it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:23, Reply)

news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/15325536.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:24, Reply)
Oh
I thought it might be a play on the well-known fact that footballers are all aggressive homosexuals.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:31, Reply)
I was there, pretty poor.
Taxi for fergie
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:32, Reply)
Aren't Man City supposed to be shit?
Or am I badly behind the times?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:35, Reply)
They've piled so much money in that finally they've started to look half decent
Still ain't got any class
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:42, Reply)
Oh fuck me, Turkey have had a massive earthquake.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:56, Reply)
I ate so very very much
we all did. Then we were so tired, we did that thing you do when it's getting late. Then realised it was ten past 7.

GRUE!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:37, Reply)
Totally should have tagged B3th in this....
www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10150888038880627&ref=notif¬if_t=like
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:38, Reply)
Why?
Am i a hippo?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:27, Reply)
OH you silly saussage.
About how the lion comes along, nibbles on a bit of penis, has a bit of a drink then fucks off.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:18, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:18, Reply)
Oh, you wish

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:18, Reply)
They say you should be careful for what you wish for, so I'm totally waiting for the next shooting star.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:21, Reply)
Yeah, you need to be careful with that shit.
I wished on a shooting star that mr b3th would fall for me, and look what happened...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:25, Reply)
no iam not
I want cunt isdn in the fuck

It has been a complete twat all day. Nd now I am going to get pissed
(CheatingRabbit, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:19, Reply)
And you are?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:24, Reply)
He pops in now and then.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:29, Reply)
not bert

(CheatingRabbit, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:07, Reply)
It seems you already are.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:29, Reply)
Alright BGB
am enjoying the book cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:32, Reply)
Great! I knew you'd like it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:36, Reply)
Right you shower of spastics
Cheer me up on the way home from yet another Bristol City defeat.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:38, Reply)
No fucking chance.
I've just been attacked by a cat, I feel a bit shitty, and I'm now in a right pisser.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:42, Reply)
You probably deserved the cat attack.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:46, Reply)
Fuck you. I'm glad your team is shit.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:52, Reply)
They are shit with your manager.
What does that say about you, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:28, Reply)
He's not my fucking manager. That's DJ's team.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:32, Reply)
Well, you are related to DJ
So you are shit by proxy.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)
I wuv u.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:44, Reply)
wuv u 2.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)
wuv u 3

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:38, Reply)
wuv u 4 and 4 and 4.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:40, Reply)
wuv u eleventytwelve

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)
wuv u 2 da power of a billion.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Ok you win.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Clearly the number '2 billion' hasn't got that far north.
2 billion is about number of whippets your village keeps.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)
Cheer you up?
Awwww*

*May contain insincerity
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:48, Reply)
I hope when you next go for a walk, you step in some dog shit.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:32, Reply)
Hahaha a walk, me?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)
It's okay, i'll post you some dog-shit.
Stand in it when you've got your slippers on.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:53, Reply)
I'll do my best to oblige

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:11, Reply)
Thanks Amberl.
I'd hate to think you'd lost all motivation.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:17, Reply)
Just most of it

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:58, Reply)
I hope your slippers are dog-shit-warm.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:59, Reply)
*there there*
I just ate way too much food. Confused the chef-dudes by being overheard saying "wow it's ages since I ate dead animal which wasn't chopped up and squished into salami" Must remember to keep inner monologue inner
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:51, Reply)
I am stuffed full of awesome Indian food.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:53, Reply)
did you eat some, too?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:01, Reply)
Chin up grumpy tits, they'll be more footie at some point.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:20, Reply)
I know Gonz.
But we won't get any better.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:42, Reply)
i'm alright.
I'm currently thinking I'm over the virus but have caught a cold off the back of it. This means I shall be better im time for MancBash 2011, so that's all good, howevr my best mate's having some grief, nothing that won't pass but still sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:46, Reply)
Lady grief or general grief?
*buys more beer in for weekend*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:47, Reply)
boy grief (she being female) of the terminal variety.
It'll pass, but hard to see somone you care about hurting
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:51, Reply)
Aw I see. Tell her bastards be crazy : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:53, Reply)
Yes, I think this is the tack to take.
Maybe I'll offer to break his legs, should raise a laugh as he's 6'7" and built like a brick shithouse.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:55, Reply)
Nah! just give her a big hug and tell her he's a fool.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:58, Reply)
He's a man. I think that's a given.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:59, Reply)
Innit!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:01, Reply)
If she is 'well fit' tell her Jeff will help her through this difficult time.
If she isn't, tell her to MTFU.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:30, Reply)
Depends on your type I suppose
But I think she'd snap you, no offence like.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:37, Reply)
Rebound !!!

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:19, Reply)
just what I suggested to her actually.
although not with me. She's an ex as well as a very good friend and I find I have no desire to go down that road again, it'd be like fucking my sister and I'm not Burt.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:39, Reply)
Urrrugh. I'm not going to stir your porridge.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:41, Reply)
See above. :)
She likes 'em big and butch, god knows how I slipped in.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:44, Reply)
Haha custard cousins

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:17, Reply)
where did you all go?
hello! hello! is this thing on?!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:10, Reply)
I'm here at the quiz, but I'm still fucked off.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:11, Reply)
oh, what's up, now?
and can we help with the quiz questions?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:14, Reply)
Nothing. I'm just ratty.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:16, Reply)
you need custard

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:31, Reply)
I really don't.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:34, Reply)
oh, that was all I had for advice

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:36, Reply)
I said
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1401715
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:36, Reply)
GREAT NEWS!
HEY EVERYONE JEFF'S BACK

um...where did you go?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:38, Reply)
I went to football, then I went to the pub.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:39, Reply)
so quite a change from y our normal pattern, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Beats sitting in!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:55, Reply)
yup
I totally went out twice today, almost like a normal person
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:57, Reply)
Woo hoo!
We'll be able to welcome you back to own England soon!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)
And?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:39, Reply)
*flicks a V sign and hope you get question 9 wrong*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:39, Reply)
I can categorically tell you that we have that one completely right. So there.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)
I hope the question was, 'Who is shit at crazy golf' and you gave the answer 'b3th'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Screw you, dogfucker!
Screw you with Darth's
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Ha! Touched a nerve eh?
I'll bet question 7 was, 'Who failed to go to the pier in AGES because she was scared she might meet some people she didn't know!'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Pfft! you were like that once.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Sssh you.
I said I loved you to the power of a billion earlier!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)
People are scary. They laugh at me and whisper.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:55, Reply)
we didn't whisper on the pier.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:56, Reply)
I have more issues than vogue.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:05, Reply)
I'm back.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:27, Reply)
Get a room you two.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Yo! P to the D, how ya beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)
alright.
been shifting furniture all day, so no time to review my work so far. Want a look?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:53, Reply)
If you've done more than when you last punted it over, I'll have a gander.
Although I'm been on the slow-sauce since lunchtime. If you want to wait until tomorrow, I can probably pass a better glance if that helps?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:55, Reply)
Could you take a wee look now and when I have done more tomorrow I'll send that?
I'm just para as fuck about it is all.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)
Nee bovver!
I'll pick up mail shortly. And I'll get back to you in the next 20 minutes.

I'm gonna get a beer and smoke a tab first.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:59, Reply)
Done.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:02, Reply)
A couple of quick things.
1/ You've got a double space in the Pensions slide, between the words 'allocation' and 'within'

2/ On the Mortgage slide, give some thought to how you break out the heading that require a hypen after them. Bold? New line? sub heading?

That sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:15, Reply)
There wasn't an extra space, are you sure?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:27, Reply)
That is how it read on my version of powerpoint.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:27, Reply)
Vista?
Let me check again.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)
I'm on office 2010 at home.
I using a different version when I'm office-side.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:31, Reply)
Mine still showed it was fine.
Weird. Mine is office 2007.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:39, Reply)
See how it prints before making any changes to it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:40, Reply)
I am never going to believe anything anyone says, dvds again
on my way home from oxford after having 'popped in for a few hours work'.
'we pay you £40 based on £10/hour, but it'll never take you that long,' they said.
My fat fucking arse it didn't take that long, six hours I was there and I still hadn't fucking finished. They're needed first thing in the morning as well so I'm going to have to get up at the crack of dawn to go in and finish them, all for forty poxy quid. Bastards.
(berk, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)
I'd give you the extra twenty quid if I wasn't such a bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)
it would be scant consolation
someone else popped in to the lab so I had company for some of it at least, but I am utterly raging at having pissed my sunday away when I had intended to be out having fun.
(berk, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:18, Reply)
Where was TB going to take you?
(Heaven and back isn't a proper answer)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)
oh we had nothing planned
but bloody letter stuffing! for six bastarding hours! there were many other, better, things I could have been doing.
(berk, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)
Never mind berk.
It could be worse. You could be a Bristol City supporter.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:23, Reply)
you're right, it could never be that bad
and I could never be that bent. football is for losers, it is a silly game.
(berk, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)
YOU are for loser. You're a silly game.
hang on, that hasn't worked has it?

Fuck it. BERK ROCKS!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:26, Reply)
haha, I take it somebody has slowly been getting pissed
ever since the game finished earlier this afternoon?
(berk, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:28, Reply)
I was well into a session before kick off.
If I'm being honest, the game spoilt a previously enjoyable afternoon in the pub.

But you still rock though. That's a given.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:31, Reply)
you're so sweet, awwww

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:34, Reply)
I should be so lucky.
I'm well down the list.

Got your ID with you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:35, Reply)
yup so far only been id'd twice and both times they went, "Oh Irish, cool, go on in"
I like this country
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:39, Reply)
anyone still up?
I should be off to bed but I'm got tomorrow off work (using uo mholiday allowance) and I've just spent an hour and a half talking my best mate down and I feel strangely unsleepy.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:42, Reply)
me

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:42, Reply)
Hey Bobster, you ever coming back?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:44, Reply)
unfortunately back at christmas but I want to stay forever.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:45, Reply)
Well as a teaqcher you might just make it in
with the right qualifications and an offer of work. If you really want to stay, talk to the people you are working with about sponsoring youe immigration.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:55, Reply)
The management seem to like me already as I have 9 years in a pressurised sales environment
and this school is a for profit business. As long as I don't fuck up in the next 6 weeks I have a shot.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:01, Reply)
would I be right in thinking the meal portions are a lot more generous Stateside?
*Standard 'Bob is a bit tubby' type comment*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:03, Reply)
depends where you go, more conte nt than siz

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:45, Reply)
Worth doing iof it's really what you want.
I gather (was married to someone who desparately wanted to live there) getting a job is the main thing and the biggest hurdle. you have your foot in the door, I reckon if you can impress them over the next weeks you have a very good shot.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:03, Reply)
I'm going to bed shortly.
Amuse me in the meantime.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:43, Reply)
Hey Jeff.
out of curiosity would you say you normally date head cases or sane wimmins, given that there is such a thing?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:45, Reply)
I married a nutter.
I'd like a sane one, for a change. Like.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:57, Reply)
I can see this.
I asked because the question "why do we always go for the nutters?" came up talking to my friend and the answer seemed to be everyone else is too dull. That said you seemed fairly normal and sane so maybe you'd get on with a nice normal girlie.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:05, Reply)
I don't watch HIMYM generally
but one episode had a good explanation of the hotness versus mentalness chart
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:08, Reply)
I'm going to be a nutter in my next relationship.
That'll show everyone. EVERYONE. YOU HEAR ME. EVERYONE.

Already, I'm more of a catch than I was.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:10, Reply)
Good for you.
I think it might be my turn to be the mental one too.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:15, Reply)
I kind of was in my relationship
in fact I nearly didn't go out with him because I was worried I'd be all dangerous and spiky from the whole previous shitty business. Mostly kept it hidden and only did the unreasonably paranoid thing once, and I was aware it was unreasonable and said as much. Stupid baggage. Anyway, it was fine and we both came out as better people - yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:20, Reply)
*coming out of things as a a better person fives*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:23, Reply)
whereas you asked me because I'm a mental?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:11, Reply)
I think you're mental in a good way Caves.
Please take this as the compliment it's meant as.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:16, Reply)
I'll have it written on my gravestone

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:20, Reply)
For my money you're the best kind of people.
I'm aware this is not a lot of help to you, but it is sincerely meant.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:24, Reply)
*shuffles awkwardly*
uh, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:28, Reply)
The world it no fun without people who are different.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:31, Reply)
I'm still up
it's half term this week, but I have to get up early to get my car serviced
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:47, Reply)
What up caves.
Same question as to Jeffers, but with genders swapped.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:55, Reply)
I've only had 4 boyfriends
3 are lovely (perhaps slightly mental in a good way) people who are still friends to varying degrees. The other I married. He was/is proper mental in a subtle habitual liar/conniving and selfish kind of a way.

So, not really enough to gereralise
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:00, Reply)
Thing is...
I can't see my self getting involved with someone with out at least a history of mental interestingness, how could they ever understand me, it would feel oddly like paedophilia. I think just someone who had had none of the experiences I had had, who had had a vanilla life, what would we have in common?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:08, Reply)
surely you are something beyond your mentalness?
find someone just a bit mental in a good way instead, maybe? Normals are dull
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:09, Reply)
Well, yes, I'm now thinking I need some one with the history, but who is past the majority of their problems, as I think I am.
This seems a bit rare though.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:11, Reply)
But that's just what you think
being a nutter doesn't make someone interesting or more valid. In fact it generally makes them more selfish and narrower minded
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:10, Reply)
Maybe I'm phrasing it badly.
I'd not look for a nutter, but I think I'd find it hard to relate to someone who had no experience, first or second hand of some of the stuff I've been through, or watched others go through. They weren't there man, they weren't there.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:13, Reply)
They'll have their own problems
and as long as you look for those issues in people, all of the attendant ones will always come with it
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:15, Reply)
Maybe.
Maybe it's just a matter of life experience. I feel I've packed a fair bit in, and while I can be childish as hell, sometimes I feel old before my years.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:18, Reply)
I think most people feel that though

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:20, Reply)
Meh, you're probably right.
still not attracted to vanillas.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:22, Reply)
What constitutes a vanilla
in this sense at least?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:23, Reply)
It's hard to define.
It's a feeling I have, something about not seeing the darker side of things. Maybe I'me inventing distinctions where there are none and every body has suffered their own stuff, what do I know I'm in a philosophical mood and way out of practice. I feel bad for my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:40, Reply)
I think the idea is not to go for nutters in the first place

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:03, Reply)
It's a nice theory, but I always do.
it's more about explaining reality at this point that changing it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:09, Reply)
I'm still awake and likely to be for a bit
I think tonight is the first really cold night that is going to hurt my feet
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:05, Reply)
Have a hot toddy!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:06, Reply)
I'm tempted
my feet are really rather hurting me.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:07, Reply)
I'm sure you can walk as far as the honey, whisky, lemon and ginger.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:08, Reply)
hot water bottle?
Or is thayjust too fucking obvious and I should shut up?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:09, Reply)
It's a good idea :)
but won't do much for the pain just for the cold
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:11, Reply)
You need a cuddle

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:12, Reply)
Like a human size hot water bottle

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:13, Reply)
*Phones Mister HumanSizedHotWaterbottle*
*Yeah mate, It's Jeff, pop round Amberl's for half hour, eh? Cool, Cheers mate!*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:16, Reply)
He'll be there in 10.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:16, Reply)
Excellent
that'll cheer me right up. Hope they like watching House
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:19, Reply)
I thought the pain was causing(or at least exasperating) the cold.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:14, Reply)
it's the temperature change
not just the cold. So another steep temperature change will just make it worse
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:15, Reply)
Gotcha. I'll shut up and stop teaching granny to suck eggs.
Interestingly men tend to offer (and look for) practical advice, hence Jeff's an my response, women, on the other hand generally offer and expect a more emotionally comforting response to such things. /stuff I heard somewhere.

In light of this: That must be rotten, hope it gets better soon *proffer internet hug*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:21, Reply)
I've heard that
not sure if it's true. Anyone who knows me, knows my first reaction is to be practical and suggest stuff. Thanks anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:24, Reply)
Some women can have typically masculine traits (my frind who is hurting is one)
and some men can express feminine traits (despite my obvious and excessive masculinity I have been told I am in touch with my feminine side more times than I am altogether comfortable with).
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:42, Reply)
Yup obvious and excessive ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:43, Reply)
Damn right, but I keep it in my pants most of the time to avoid making horses feel inferior.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:45, Reply)
I had a wander round oxford today and thought of you
how's things, apart from sore feet?
(berk, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:11, Reply)
Not bad thanks
think I'm becoming a tad down, but nothing too bad. Enjoy your wander?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:13, Reply)
yes, oxford is lovely
and it was all sunshiney and stuff. I had no idea what any of the buildings were, though. Except the camera and trinity, obviously.
still no joy at all on the job front? not even temp stuff?
(berk, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:18, Reply)
Watching MOTD2
"When the ball hits yer 'ead
And yer sat in row Z
That's Zamora!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:54, Reply)
When the ball hits the goal
It's not Shearer or Cole...
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:57, Reply)
aight nillas, aff tae ma bed. Peas out.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:33, Reply)
Night DOzer.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:42, Reply)
night night whoever's left

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:46, Reply)
Just me I think
Sleep tight Caves, tomorrow is a better day. It had fucking better be of I'll kick it somewhere painful.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:50, Reply)
*turns lights off*
*puts chairs on tables*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:54, Reply)
*mops floor*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:57, Reply)
*slips on floor*
*falls over*
*sues*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:59, Reply)
*pours another shot*
*proffers to B3th*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:00, Reply)
*knocks straight back*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:01, Reply)
*raises Glass in the general direction of The Elephant and Castle Roundabout, knocks it back*
*Pours 2 more*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:02, Reply)
So....

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:03, Reply)
Indeed.
*drinks, refills*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:07, Reply)
*Takes bottle*
*locks up*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:12, Reply)
*sit's down at the bar and pours a shot*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:59, Reply)

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