Right you shower of spastics
Cheer me up on the way home from yet another Bristol City defeat.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:38, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

No fucking chance.
I've just been attacked by a cat, I feel a bit shitty, and I'm now in a right pisser.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:42, Reply)

You probably deserved the cat attack.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:46, Reply)

Fuck you. I'm glad your team is shit.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:52, Reply)

They are shit with your manager.
What does that say about you, eh?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:28, Reply)

He's not my fucking manager. That's DJ's team.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Well, you are related to DJ
So you are shit by proxy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)

I wuv u.

( girlinthehole, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:44, Reply)

wuv u 2.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)

wuv u 3

( girlinthehole, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:38, Reply)

wuv u 4 and 4 and 4.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:40, Reply)

wuv u eleventytwelve

( girlinthehole, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)

wuv u 2 da power of a billion.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Ok you win.

( girlinthehole, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Clearly the number '2 billion' hasn't got that far north.
2 billion is about number of whippets your village keeps.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Cheer you up?
Awwww*

*May contain insincerity
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:48, Reply)

I hope when you next go for a walk, you step in some dog shit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Hahaha a walk, me?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)

It's okay, i'll post you some dog-shit.
Stand in it when you've got your slippers on.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:53, Reply)

I'll do my best to oblige

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:11, Reply)

Thanks Amberl.
I'd hate to think you'd lost all motivation.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Just most of it

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:58, Reply)

I hope your slippers are dog-shit-warm.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:59, Reply)

*there there*
I just ate way too much food. Confused the chef-dudes by being overheard saying "wow it's ages since I ate dead animal which wasn't chopped up and squished into salami" Must remember to keep inner monologue inner
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:51, Reply)

I am stuffed full of awesome Indian food.

( girlinthehole, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:53, Reply)

did you eat some, too?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:01, Reply)

Chin up grumpy tits, they'll be more footie at some point.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:20, Reply)

I know Gonz.
But we won't get any better.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:42, Reply)