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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Red apples
I can't eat them, full stop. I do not know why

Bamboo shoots are shit too. I'd be a crap panda
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:15, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Apples are rubbish anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:16, Reply)
What about cider...CIDER!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:17, Reply)
Yar!!
I used to drink cider as a kid and completely stopped for years. I'm back into it now, lovely stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:18, Reply)
I can drink cider
but I'm intolerant to apples
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:21, Reply)
I'm intolerant to all the people that are "intolerant" to foods
Some on Come Dine With Me yesterday claimed to be intolerant to cous cous.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:24, Reply)
Cous cous is wrong. Devils food. It's just dust.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:26, Reply)
Yeah, but just becasue you don't like a foodstuff
doesn't mean that you are intolerant to it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:28, Reply)
True.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:34, Reply)
I am too
It is always meh when it promises to be nice
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:27, Reply)
I don't like calling it an allergy
because it's not a death-risk allergy. I just happen to be allergic to birch pollen, which often brings allergies to certain fruits along with it
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:28, Reply)
points for obscure allergy.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:38, Reply)
I love really cold Granny Smith apples from the fridge
The greener the better
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:17, Reply)
Yes yes yes.
Gotta be proper crunchy and crisp n'all.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:23, Reply)
Yeah
and almost dry in their sourness

EDIT:
Like Monty
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:25, Reply)
The skin tastes like mud to me, regardless of washing

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:19, Reply)
Peel them?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:20, Reply)
If you're going to that much effort you might as well have a Twix

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:22, Reply)
..of which you also eat the wrapper, right?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:26, Reply)
More likely that apples are too healthy for you fatso.
Stick to your barrow fulls of pies, burgers, cake, pizza, doughnuts and pasta.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:26, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:26, Reply)
Flaked out and smothered your kid yet?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:27, Reply)
Remember you can only flounce on life once

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:28, Reply)
I've forgotten who you are

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:32, Reply)
Just another cunt on the internet

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:33, Reply)
At least humanity doesn't have to worry about you breeding. Even a blind woman could tell how chunky you are.
Have you ever seen your penis underneath your gut?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:32, Reply)
Yes, would you like a gaz?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:34, Reply)
My eyesight isn't good enough to see something that will look so small compared to the rest of your lardy frame.
Isn't it time for your next meal yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:36, Reply)
Is that due to all the weeping and mawkish howling?
Isn't it time for you to do some work and secure a future for your child?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:39, Reply)
My daughter's future is fine thanks. Unless she gets within your eating force field.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:42, Reply)
What if daddy has a bad day and can't cope anymore? We know it's s possibility...
Don't kick the baby
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:48, Reply)
As my daughter has two parents I am sure her mother would step in if I went Moaty.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:53, Reply)
You're the "I die, we die" type.
I can tell
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:02, Reply)
Whereas you're more the "Must eat, must eat" type.
How many McDonald's have you emptied so far today?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:05, Reply)
It's six am so only two but Chicago is a big city
Very easy to hide a dead baby *taps nose and points*
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 12:12, Reply)

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