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speaking of animals, I got a cat yesterday, and it needs a name
suitable for a female tabby/tortoiseshell. Any suggestions?
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:24, 12 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Pam

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Fuck off

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Seriously, what a great name eh

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Don't be ridiculous
That's clearly a dog's name.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:30, Reply)
No way,
If I go wandering into the garden shouting 'Fuck off' people might think I'm a local
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Have you considered crossing it with another animal?

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:31, Reply)
i might try breeding her with the dog, were it not for the fact that they're both female
and spayed.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Genghis Fuckpaws.

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Peter noone

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:31, Reply)
current favourite is Gary Madine, Goal Machine

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Peter Noone is a much better choice.

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Yeah, but is he Europe's leading goalscorer? I think not.

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:38, Reply)
MONSTER TRUCK

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)
MICK GREEN.

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Agamemnon
Mephisto
Erik the Red
Seigfried
Snuffles.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Conan the destroyer

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Apparently cats respond best to names that end in a y sound.
This is not a joke, btw.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)
birds certainly do
it's the easiest noise for them to mimic when you're teaching them to "talk", apparently.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Philoctetes

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:38, Reply)
I've heard this as well, so the list of cats I have owned
goes Sammy, Monkey, Millie, Eddie, Davey, Della and Stalin
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Kim Jong Il

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Bert

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:42, Reply)
Hitlerina Flidmong Smythe-Smythe.
Or Genghis Fuckpaws.
(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Or Emerson Stranglewank III

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 15:51, Reply)
I am buying a cat purely to name it this!

(, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 16:15, Reply)

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