I'd like to break some archaic laws, and see what would happen.
I think motor vehicles must travel at something like 3mph, and have a guy walk in front with a red flag. Able bodied men must practice archery on the village green on a Sunday afternoon. And my fave, pregnant women can piss in a copper's hat. If I was a girly, I 'd definitely have fun with the last one.
These may be FOAF/urban myth territory BTW.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:27, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I tried to get my wife to ask a copper if she could piss in his hat when she was pregnant.
She refused & told me to grow up. Gutted.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:30, Reply)

You've married the wrong woman.
Just saying.
( girlinthehole, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Nah. She's just not as puerile as me.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Can you still shoot a Welshman with a bow and arrow in the streets of Canterbury?
If so do that one.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:31, Reply)

In York, excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Near enough.
Someone, other than me, should do it, if only to get it off the books.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Do you see many Scotsmen with bows and arrows in York then?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I think that's still on the statutes, yeah.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:33, Reply)

What about some more modern laws
Like the Equality Act 2010, for example?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:53, Reply)

HAHA!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 12:58, Reply)