I'm bored.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:01, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What's in your pocket?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:03, Reply)

One hand.
The other one's flicking a cigarette.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:04, Reply)

Alanis Morrisette lols

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:06, Reply)

Hey - Barrys new bird is going to be on BBC3 and second now.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:04, Reply)

I want to go to bed.
But my housemate has finally worked out how to get his turntables working with his massive fuck off speakers, hooray! So I'm up until he decides to stop.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:04, Reply)

Watch BBC3

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:06, Reply)

People are playing on the Playstation init.
Just looked at the TV guide - hahahahaha and oh fuck.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Throw shit at them until they leave

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:12, Reply)

If her name was Anna and she was 24, you've had a result there.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:16, Reply)

a positive one

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:20, Reply)

Her name was Jolanta.
Although now I rejected her friend request I can't find her on Facebook. She was a hotty but that's not difficult seeing as apparently it's against the law to not be outrageously attractive in Krakow.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:21, Reply)

Well Anna, 24, would make an lovely replacement I'm sure.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Me too. Good evening.
Shame you aren't going to be in Edinburgh for longer. I know some excellent places for food & beverages.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:04, Reply)

I'll probably be back up there again in a couple of weeks.
I took some suggestions from DG the last time I was there for a few days.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Indeed you did.
Just got back from Edinburgh yesterday. I didn't leave Whistle Binkie's until 3am on Sunday; I was absolutely fucked when I got home.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:06, Reply)

Good work.
I'm not going to be there long enough for beer tomorrow. But I'll rectify that next time.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:07, Reply)

Remind me nearer the time and I will gaz you some suggestions. The Mighty Badger lives in Edinburgh, so you could also get some recommendations from him, or maybe even meet him for a pint if you both wish.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:07, Reply)

Sounds like a plan.
The problem is that I'm often with people and it's frowned upon to fuck off and have fun with others and leave your colleagues to dine alone.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Bollocks
You're a contractor. This time next year will they give a shite about you?

If you think there's more business kiss their arses until your lips hurt. If you don't, go to the dogfucking quarter.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:16, Reply)

This is very true.
However I'm only there for the day tomorrow. To be fair though, I did most of the pubs DG suggested, and still went out for a meal with people. Granted, I'd had half a dozen pints first, but I'm nails. They didn't notice.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:18, Reply)

I've done that loads of times.
You spend all day every day with these people, so why not fuck off and have a bit of fun with others?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Two reasons (usually)
1. Expenses. You tend to behave if you are with others.
2. Unpaid overtime. Will I be discussing Bristol City, or will I be talking about the project? It'll be the latter.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:21, Reply)

Keep 'em sweet
If you're only there for a day you have an excuse.

If you're there for more than one day, who knows who you are? Get out of it and amuse yourself.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:32, Reply)

Oh, I usually try to.
But some times you've got to tow the line innit.

And they might extend my contact/employ me again at some point in the future.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:33, Reply)

I've been there
Admittedly a long time ago, although I suppose the same applies now.

You are what the entity paying the bills wants you to be.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Exactly.
Unless they want me to be a raging poofter.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:38, Reply)

Depends what they offered me
I could be a mighty puff for big enough money.

(Not £5, as I was once offered in a boozer in Huddersfield.)
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:47, Reply)

Lacking in change eh?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:51, Reply)

I think a fiver would have bought a round for four and crisps in those days
It was nice to feel wanted though.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:58, Reply)

I remember when a mate of mine said to me
'If I was a bird, I'd fuck ya!'

Never have I felt better about myself.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:01, Reply)

I'd like you to reflect upon that statement
And this "mate" of yours.

I'm seeing some teenage homosexual crush, I'm afraid.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:04, Reply)

It was quite recently as it goes.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:06, Reply)

So we'll stop now
Is it worth a new thread? I'm not here for much longer. Cavy will come back. Amberl is kicking about. Do we need one?

I'll do it if it's justified.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:11, Reply)

Yeah.
But better than the Free Fair one. He's been told he can stay up late 'cos it's half term.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:12, Reply)

Fuck 'em. You are entitled to a life. Particularly when away from home on business.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:22, Reply)

If only you hadn't sold out.
I could have worked for you. And then refused to go for a drink with you at the end of a working day!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 20:29, Reply)