Evenin' all.
All groovy down this end of the interweb?
I've got Bacardi and Coke, innit!
And a new steering rack on the T4, which is expensive but nice.
What new thing have you got?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:38, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I got some shoes the other day.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Leprosy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Things keep falling off of me....
I'm not half the man I used to be...

Hang on. That was 'Yesterday' by Paul McCartney.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:42, Reply)

And a plastic leg
Oh, that was his ex wife...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:43, Reply)

McCartney, Christmas present, Heather Mills
bought her a plane

Ladyshave for other leg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Wayhay!
The old-jokes home is alive and well! :-)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)

In the lastr month I have lost my tweed jacket, a scarf and my lovely camera
If I replace them I'll have new stuff, until only some awesome socks
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)

bruises
edit: oh ffs, i only just noticed I cut my thumb, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I've got a T5 :-P
and what seems to be an intermittant internet connection
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:42, Reply)

^ Ladies. A happily married man has entered the Internet.
(Evening Vipros)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Evening Jeff
how the devil are you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Good thanks.
How is married life treating you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)

great so far.
I don't want to induce vomiting so I'll keep it brief and just say I couldn't be happier to be married to her.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Good for you.
Give it half a dozen years and the cracks will start appearing. Unless you work at it. Which is very easy to do - day on day, year on year - unless you're me. In which case life goes tits up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Look at Hitler
Got married to Eva Braun and topped himself the next day.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)

lets not play
'who had the shortest marriage' coz I'll win. Besides it ain't gonna go bad for Vipros.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:54, Reply)

I think we've got a good base to work from
we've been together 7 years and never had an argument
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:55, Reply)

not even a bickering?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:56, Reply)

That really is disturbing.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:57, Reply)

?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)

People who don't ever disagree
they worry me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:59, Reply)

oh we disagree
but we don't argue
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:01, Reply)

They are probably already related.
*Still bitter*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)

we've had disagreements
and a bit of bickering, but nothing that most people would class as an argument
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Except about that time you let her air out

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:00, Reply)

that was more of a long drawn out whine on her part

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:00, Reply)

^ this is good to hear ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:53, Reply)

No it isn't. It's fucking depressing.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:02, Reply)

Sometimes it works, sometimes it don't
You're still bitter. I'm not.

That's no judgement, it's just the way it happens.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:07, Reply)

I am mostly annoyed.
things aren't inevitable, stuff happens, sometimes it's good stuff. But there's not a finite amount of good stuff, so its OK to be happy when other people have good stuff happen.

/hippy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Fucking Hell
I'm not the most stable person in the world but if I was sober I'd get in my FAST CAR right now and drive to Wales and SMASH YOU IN THE BONCE.

It's what you are, not what you think people are.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:17, Reply)

I love being married. It's fantastic.
security, someone who believes in you, loves you no matter what and rubs your feet when you're knackered. Win.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:21, Reply)

So what does your missus give you in return?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)

Head.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:31, Reply)

Sounds fair enough to me.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:41, Reply)

Look it's only fucking Vipper!
How was the wedding/honeymoon/new job
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Evening!
The wedding was spot on, the honeymoon was very nice indeed and the new job isn't bad. Better than the last place so far, now that I've settled in. Very weird at first though, as the last one was my first proper job after uni.

How are you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)

I'm glad you're okay and stuff
I had a dream about you the other day, where you came on here and told us you were getting divorced.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)

You dream about lots of people.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Two b3tans in one week.
I need to get out more.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)

You do.
Have you made a rush-hour commute yet?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:54, Reply)

No.
Won't try that for a while. certainly not while it's half term.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Wise.
It'll be quite at the moment. But you need to do it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Yes Sir

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:02, Reply)

B3th. Get with the scheme.
If you want a 'x' amount to live on, you need to go for it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:03, Reply)

Yeah, I know.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:06, Reply)

thanks :-)
that would be a bit soon. I'd like to think I'd see how things go for a little longer, unless she did something unforgivable.

and how are you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Yeah, not bad, ta.
Should be in bed by now.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Try being me. I need to be up at 3.30!!!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:54, Reply)

And are you in bed?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Not yet.
I will be shortly.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:56, Reply)

When you go through the duty free shop
tell them I said hello.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:57, Reply)

They know me, but I'll say I know you.
Double the discount!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:03, Reply)

The newer ones might not know me
but the perfume ladies will.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:05, Reply)

I just sample the drink.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Oh, well, Alan is the Canadian guy on the Alcohol dept
He'll know me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Oct 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Good thanks, same old shit really
tryuing to write my CV at the moment, just for a little fishing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)

it's worth doing
you never know. My mrs and I both got new jobs unexpectedly and another mate of ours has too
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 21:54, Reply)