No wonder the internet is so fucking fat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:08, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Are you telling me that you wouldn't consider a breakfast like that from time to time?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Do you offer a vegetarian alternative?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Marmite on toast.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Cheese and mushroom can be quite good, with a little cayenne petter.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:20, Reply)

its early enough to make me unsure
whether to salivate orpuke
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Well a little more effort has gone into your offering, so I'll take two of those please.
Just a thought, but have you tried not touch-typing? Your muscle memory still doesn't seem to be quite up to scratch yet. Alternatively, reading what you've just typed? :)
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:23, Reply)

I'm a shit typist.
I'm not sure if this is the same spackishness that causes the dyslexia, or just lazy fingers.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:38, Reply)

But the best way to have mushrooms is when they've been fried in the same pan as bacon!
With a little lea & perrins and some black pepper on it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Again, vegetarian alternative:
Fry in butter, squirt of lemon juice, grind of black pepper.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:26, Reply)

But butter is animal?
I don't understand you vegetarians, I bet you wear leather shoes as well
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Look again, butter is not an animal
My shoes are not made from leather. They are from here: www.vegetarian-shoes.co.uk/
I hope this helps.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Well done you
I like people that stick to their beliefs, not those that pick and choose the bits that suit them.

By this mantra I should respect muslim extremists...*allah akbar, ayayayayayayayayayay*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:33, Reply)

so do you stick to a strict moral framework?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Nakers here absolutely would never, ever covet his neighbour's oxen
I think that shows you the level of his morals.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Are you saying Aberaccion is muslim?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:36, Reply)

maybe at the weekend
the excitment of 4 weetabix for me today
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:16, Reply)

I used to love weetabix
Went off it for some reason, now I just have marmite on toast most mornings, or a bacon bap if I have any in.

Also, I only got it because today is payday.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:17, Reply)

fuck yeah payday
the first payday in 6 years where I won't be paying for my student loan

*dances*
*strips*
*is fired*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Woo!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:23, Reply)