Eevn tuhgoh I hvae mxeid up all the lteters I konw you can slitl raed tihs wtihuot too mcuh tuobrle
God isnomina skucs. I wsih popele psoted on here drunig the nhgit. See tihs is waht I've been rudeced to bcaeuse of the brodeom
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 5:03, 218 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Morning

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 5:30, Reply)

have a wank

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 5:43, Reply)

sorry
haev a wnka
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 5:43, Reply)

That's not how it works.
As long as the first and last letters are in the right place, and all the other careers are there, the brain will fill in the word that's meant to be there. We're quite clever that way.

Also, Ugh. I don't like mornings.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 6:56, Reply)

I know it's early, but how the hell did you manage to type "careers"?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 26 Oct 2011, 7:49, Reply)

Yup, HOW?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 8:00, Reply)

Yeah. How.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 8:20, Reply)

Doctor How.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 8:22, Reply)

maybe she was trying to illustrate her point with an example
or maybe she's a bit distracted, or she's a bit dense.

what's the matter with you b3th?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 8:28, Reply)

Phone autocorrect.
Should have been letters. Obviously. Duh.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 8:30, Reply)

Turn your computer off, lie back and relax.
Some warm milk about twenty minutes before you want to sleep might help - not too much, though! You don't want to spoil your tender sleep with getting up for weewees! Starting at your toes, tense and release your muscles and tendons a couple of times, then relax. Do the same with your ankles, then your calves, and continue up your body making sure to use all your muscles. Now that your body is relaxed, it's time to settle your mind. Make sure you're in your default falling-asleep position, close your eyes and try to clear your mind. Think of your Happy Place, wherever it may be. Whatever you do, try not to think about me rubbing my cock between your willing grandmama's pendulous arse cheeks.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 26 Oct 2011, 7:56, Reply)

And what you most certainly shouldn't do, as I learned last night,
is listen to the This American Life episode that has the story of the man with tinitus on it. They play sound effects that try to make you feel what tinitus is like.

All I can say is that I am surprised people with it ever sleep at all.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 8:26, Reply)

Particularly Pete Townshend.
And nothing to do with his tinnitus. The dorty wee fecker.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 8:29, Reply)

Tinitus, Tiny Tots. They sound similar.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 8:36, Reply)

Morning all.
Everyone of you who posted yesterday saying "I'm home now" while I was still at work and who isn't yet back at work like I already am:

I hate you.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 8:12, Reply)

I've got the week off.
*smirks*
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 26 Oct 2011, 8:20, Reply)

I hate you too.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 8:22, Reply)

Dear Wet Ham Man
This post is shit. Please think carefully before posting its like again.

Many thanks

The Internet
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 8:28, Reply)

Well I don't see a better post from you
*goes back to sleep*
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Morning all
I've just had a sausage, bacon, egg and black pudding sandwich for breakfast. It was magnificent, but I'm wondering whether it was a good idea as I'm now so full I'm considering falling asleep.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 8:35, Reply)

*stomach grumbles*

(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:07, Reply)

No wonder the internet is so fucking fat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Are you telling me that you wouldn't consider a breakfast like that from time to time?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Do you offer a vegetarian alternative?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Marmite on toast.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Cheese and mushroom can be quite good, with a little cayenne petter.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:20, Reply)

its early enough to make me unsure
whether to salivate orpuke
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Well a little more effort has gone into your offering, so I'll take two of those please.
Just a thought, but have you tried not touch-typing? Your muscle memory still doesn't seem to be quite up to scratch yet. Alternatively, reading what you've just typed? :)
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:23, Reply)

I'm a shit typist.
I'm not sure if this is the same spackishness that causes the dyslexia, or just lazy fingers.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:38, Reply)

But the best way to have mushrooms is when they've been fried in the same pan as bacon!
With a little lea & perrins and some black pepper on it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Again, vegetarian alternative:
Fry in butter, squirt of lemon juice, grind of black pepper.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:26, Reply)

But butter is animal?
I don't understand you vegetarians, I bet you wear leather shoes as well
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Look again, butter is not an animal
My shoes are not made from leather. They are from here: www.vegetarian-shoes.co.uk/
I hope this helps.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Well done you
I like people that stick to their beliefs, not those that pick and choose the bits that suit them.

By this mantra I should respect muslim extremists...*allah akbar, ayayayayayayayayayay*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:33, Reply)

so do you stick to a strict moral framework?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Nakers here absolutely would never, ever covet his neighbour's oxen
I think that shows you the level of his morals.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Are you saying Aberaccion is muslim?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:36, Reply)

maybe at the weekend
the excitment of 4 weetabix for me today
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:16, Reply)

I used to love weetabix
Went off it for some reason, now I just have marmite on toast most mornings, or a bacon bap if I have any in.

Also, I only got it because today is payday.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:17, Reply)

fuck yeah payday
the first payday in 6 years where I won't be paying for my student loan

*dances*
*strips*
*is fired*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Woo!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Morning all
God I'm tired, anyone know a good way to catch a few hours sleep at work without anyone noticing?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 8:49, Reply)

You know that acronym BOBFOC - Body of Baywatch, Face of Crimewatch?
I saw a girl at the Ballroo competition on Sunday who was BORFOK - Body of Rihanoff, Face of Karloff.

Morning everyone.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 8:51, Reply)

BOBFOC is so cruel but I can't help laughing at it.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 8:53, Reply)

If only there was a website where most of the content is cruel yet amusing

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 8:57, Reply)

Someone should invent one.
It would make them millions, thousands, pennies
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Same with 'butterface' to me.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:01, Reply)

please to explain?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Everything is great but-her face

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Ah, thank you.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Perfect example of that.
Fairly NSFW
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Is it Susan Boyle?
It's susan Boyle isn't it? PHWOAR

*wanks off cat*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:11, Reply)

To be fair, it took a while to notice her face

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:11, Reply)

She looks like a female McLovin

(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:12, Reply)

I like "prawn"
tasty body, but you've got to get rid of the head
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:07, Reply)

it must be hard being one of those girls
i get round it by ensuring guys would just really want to turn off all forms of light
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Sex beyond the singularity
a Capt Cavy adventure
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:14, Reply)

a tale of post-human
fuckery
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:14, Reply)

I always thought in that film Face Off, it would be better if John Travolta and Nicolas Cage just swapped rolls half way through, rather than going through all that surgery.
And you know that "You hit me at 30mph, there is an 80% chance I'll live" one, well, if they hit the girl at 30mph first, they could use the same girl for when they did the 40mph shot.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:11, Reply)

I like the way you think sometimes.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Morning all, Vipros was here last night calling you all cunts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:01, Reply)

You've got to admit, he's got a handle on us there...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:08, Reply)

too true tangledupinblue, too true

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Morning all
I'm off work Thursday and Friday this week, so the weekend starts here for me. In addition to this my boss is off today so I'm not likely to get too much work done...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:09, Reply)

i am so very tired
why can't I sleep properly, you know, like when you wake up and don't feel achy and exhausted.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:09, Reply)

That's age for you

(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:16, Reply)

well i am nearly 50

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:17, Reply)

If you work out how let me know.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:47, Reply)

urgh between that
and everybody having it for me at the moment and the enormous pile of work, I may well pop and just freak out on everyone by the start of next week
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Why's everybody got it in for you Caves?
Is it coz you iz shit at archery?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:04, Reply)

oh no archery is cool
just work. Too much of it and too many people underestimating me, which usually I'm fine with but now i've put myself under too much pressure to do things well. Oh and yesterday I went in to sort some 'crisis' out (which wasn't my fault and only vaguely to do with me), sorted it, then got to listen to someone slagging me off to someone else on the phone as she didn't realise we could hear her outside.

tl:dr - ranty ranty ranty rant. I need another cup of tea
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:07, Reply)

They's all fuckers Caves, each any every one.
Time for them to meet Mr. Pointy. I suggest you go all Columbine, wiv crossbows an shit.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:11, Reply)

it may happen soon

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Let me know if you need the loan of a long black leather coat.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:21, Reply)

fcuk a dcuk

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:11, Reply)

btw, i think that mixed up letter thing
is called cambridge spelling or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:12, Reply)

And they're supposed to be clever folk!
Can't bloody spell, eh...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Morning! I am in a good mood.
SO NOBODY FUCKING SPOIL IT FOR ME. ALRIGHT!!
( girlinthehole, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:25, Reply)

*grabs blousie and dozy dozes around the room*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:27, Reply)

YEE HA!

( girlinthehole, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Ah, aggressively happy, the best kind of mood...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Not really, just very delicate happiness that could crack at any time.

( girlinthehole, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Have you tried clapping your hands or stamping your feet?
These are current guidelines for those who are happy and know it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:36, Reply)

*clicks*

( girlinthehole, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:37, Reply)

*stays quiet*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:29, Reply)

*waves*
Hello!

Looking forward to Saturday?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Very much so.
And I'm on the beer so no mishaps.
( girlinthehole, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Plus, it'd be far less fun spraying red wine over your OWN bedroom!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:36, Reply)

i no rite.

( girlinthehole, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Mornin.
*very carefully does nothing, in order not to spoil mood*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:48, Reply)

i'm in a fucking shit mood
i think my lovely beautiful watch, which was my 30th birthday present from my dad, may have fallen off between my flat and the tube station.

if i get home tonight and it's not there, i will be sooooooooo distraught :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:44, Reply)

There there.
I am sure Daddy dearest will buy you a new one.

*pats on head*
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:46, Reply)

hahaha
you don't know my father but at all.

this is the guy who sat me down at 14 and said, "let's talk about your pocket money." oooh. yes please. "how about £4 an hour?"

this was 1992. that was untold riches to a 14 year old. but there had to be a catch. sure enough:

"if you want that, you'll work for me in the bank mon-sat. otherwise you get nowt."

urgh!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Didn't he cough up for your flat though?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:50, Reply)

that's a bit different!
he sorted all 3 of us out with houses/flats mainly to avoid IHT. and in my case to give him somewhere to crash in london.

but i can tell you now he wouldn't have done it if we hadn't all been working our arses off at our jobs. tha gets nowt for nowt, he'd say.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:58, Reply)

What does a 14 year old do in a bank 6 days a week?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Masturbate furiously.
Or does she mean an actual bank?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:52, Reply)

I got 25 quid for that, 15 for the jizz, and 10 expenses.
I thought of it as a career choice, but you could only do it 3 times. Bugger.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:54, Reply)

^ This
I can't speak for Swipo, but knowing myself at that age that is how I would have spent my days there...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:54, Reply)

filing cheques (in 1992 there were a LOT of cheques)
franking the post, opening the post and delivering it around the bank, all sorts of admin. then when i was 16 i had to do the phones. being a telephonist is seriously DULL.

but it taught me huge lessons about the responsibility of having a job - when all my friends were lying in during the summer holidays, i had to get up and go to work. i blame my dad for my ridiculous working hours these days!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:57, Reply)

*sobs*
My heart bleeds for you.

No. Really. Honestly it does.

Are you making anyone homeless today?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:58, Reply)

ha, i'm not complaining
it was good for me. if i ever found myself in the unfortunate position of having a 14 year old, they'd be made to work too.

it was the same with the car. i got a car but only on the condition that i drove my parents anywhere whenever they wanted.

not today. although if i got a chance to do the st pauls eviction, i'd be on that shit like a virgin on a computer game.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:00, Reply)

What's the general mood about that place?
Brave campaigners, or trampytramps?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:02, Reply)

naturally i would say unwashed trampy tramps
they want financial freedom. ok, so if they were each contributing £100 per day in tax/NI, which might be an average of what people around there pay, when you think it's everything from goldman sachs to marks and spencers, that would be much more useful at helping people, surely.

but perhaps not as much FUN as being a sweaty anarchist and chanting slogans whilst not actually using your brain and putting in any effort to work, i guess.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Oh those altruistic city boys
We should all be more grateful.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:10, Reply)

they look much hotter in suits
than in natty dreads and dirty jeans.

i, for one, am grateful for this.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:11, Reply)

So you got a job because from your bank manager daddy, I assume there was no interview or application process.
So that's nepotism. Giving you work experience unavailable for people not related to bank managers at 14. You got given a car, you got given a house as a form of tax avoidance.
But you should be respected for earning a lot because you work hard. No, you got given every oppertunity that was not ever offered to the wider public, just because you managed to take advantage of them doesn't allow you to look down on those that didn't ever get that chance. You should be ashamed of yourself.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:17, Reply)

that may be
but you're a shallower cunt than i am.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Why can you only click 'I like this' once?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:32, Reply)

but it's totally hypocritical
this guy is forever going on about yet another job application and how he's going to move to london yet again and get yet another massive payrise. somehow it never seems to happen. if someone could give him a starter leg-up, i'm totally sure he'd say, "oh no thanks, i'd rather fail on my own terms."

it's what you do with it afterwards that counts.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:35, Reply)

It would be only hypocritical if/when I accepted it I looked down on the people who didn't get that "leg up"
Don't be thick.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:38, Reply)

i have no time for people who don't work hard
what they work hard at is irrelevant.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:43, Reply)

so hardworking terrorists are better than lazy charity workers?
Tsk.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:53, Reply)

racist!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:58, Reply)

I never specified any races.
silly child.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:19, Reply)

it would only be hypocritical if he got where he is due to nepotism.
I know you dislike the man but he has a point. I also love that he clearly didn't have you on ignore all this time while you were sniping at him but has waited until this point to respond to you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:52, Reply)

It is funny
but also a little bit creepy psycho, y'know, biding his time and all that?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 11:01, Reply)

I worked on a farm at weekends from 14 to 16. Loved it. Got me away from the house, got to drive big machines and earned a small amount of money.

Every kid should have a weekend job, regardless of family income.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:06, Reply)

exactly
i have friends in cheshire whose parents are filthy stinking rich, and they were still made to have jobs.

there is a massive difference between those people and the ones who were allowed to swan around on daddy's credit card from the age of 12.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:07, Reply)

I am sure there is a big difference.
Middle class people who think the world owes them a living are just as bad as chavs on benefits who think the same.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:09, Reply)

the only difference is that the m/c people aren't actually costing anyone except their own families.
so at least SOMEONE earned it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:11, Reply)

True. It is the attitude that annoys me rather than the source of the money.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Paperboy from 13-15, worked as a glass collector and in a shop the summer I turned 16
Think I've only been out of work for 3 weeks altogether since I was 13.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Rentboy from 13-15 surely?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:17, Reply)

You're only 17 now aren't you?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Next month

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:30, Reply)

23

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:33, Reply)

From about the age of 8 or soo, working saturdays in one of dad's shops. Cheaper than a baby sitter, taught me stock control and lots of maths.
My favorite was when the hockey finals were on, setting up a stole inside Wembley Arena (and later the manchester ninex or whatever it's called), on the day before packing up the van, on the day working from about 6 in the morning 'till around midnight. I loved it.

I can honestly say, if I wasn't skilled at computery stuff, I would probably be working in some sort of market capactiy, I loved all of it, I'm fucking wicked at the banter.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I can imagine you on a fishmonger stall with a sign next to you saying 'ASK ME FOR RECIPE SUGGESTIONS'

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:40, Reply)

What an utterly vile thing to say, to imply that because someone comes from an afluent family that they can't attach sentiment to an object.
Like you have to worry about your stuff being nicked by other homeless people every night.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Morning Gonz.
Yes I am in a fortunate position. Doesn't mean I can't take the piss out of Swipey though.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Mornin' Battered.
Yeah', true.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Brodeom?
Is that a place ruled by annoying American jocks?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:44, Reply)

I've just seen your breakfast post,
and noticed you missed out the mushrooms. A meat brekkie must contain at least one vegi thing, for health. This is science.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:50, Reply)

The mushrooms in the place looked absolutely vile
Otherwise I would have considered them.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:51, Reply)

A tomato then.
Or a pork and leek sausage.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Not a fan of grilled tomato, and a good quality sausage like that has no place in a filthy breakfast sandwich.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:55, Reply)

ketchup?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:56, Reply)

That sandwich demanded brown sauce.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:56, Reply)

correct

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Incorrect, brown sauce is northern ketchup

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:58, Reply)

precisely
better
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Is red sauce Southern,
and brown Northern? Where does Tabasco fit in?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:08, Reply)

that's somebody else's problem

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Acceptable.
Apparently Bill Clinton thought it was a vegetable, and an American president can't be thick, can he?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Thank fuck Palin has said she is not going for the nomination.
The thought of her in office scares me.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:00, Reply)

The likelihood is we'll see the Next Republican president in Mitt Romney. (A Mormon)
He is only a centrist though, so no need to worry.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:05, Reply)

I'm frightened of Mormons mummy.
They smile at me funny.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Says a right wing tory brat.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:07, Reply)

What?

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Aren't you Freefair?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Who?
I'm not an old user just because I am new.This site is not a closed community, yaknow.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Who? Yes, and I would have got away with it, if it wasn't for you meddling kids...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:11, Reply)

psst. Ask him what he thinks of Muslims.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:17, Reply)

He usually stops posting for a while after someone calls him Freefair

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:20, Reply)

So this is somehow evidence that i am them?

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:23, Reply)

No.
Most people are going by the content of your posts.
Or are you some kind of Freefair tribute act?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Nothing against the decent majority of them.
Just the extreme pro terrorist/anti westen minority.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:22, Reply)

How are you enjoying half-term?
Back to school on Monday though :(
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Morning Sir,
what can I do for you today?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Morning.
Thanks for asking. I am looking for a victim. I am in the mood for some SERIOUS internet bullying today.

All assistance gratefully received. Commission not payable.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Shut up all of you, I've got something important to say

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Ok

(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:07, Reply)

wait for it....

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:08, Reply)

I am

(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:09, Reply)

just a sec

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:09, Reply)

I'll go have a fag.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:10, Reply)

good thinking, let me know when you GET back
we'll al wait til then, ok?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:10, Reply)

back

(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:17, Reply)

READY?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Hang on a sec I need a shit

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:19, Reply)

ha ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:20, Reply)

oh man this is taking AGES

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:20, Reply)

let me know when you've finished CURLING one out of your bumhole

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Back now, washed my hands and everything

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Ok, are you ready now?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Totally

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Are you sure?
should i post it in this thread or the other one because everythbody has gone?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:53, Reply)

You do what you feel is for the best
Why not start a new thread with your important news
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:57, Reply)

are you going to kill yourself?
Please.

*crosses fingers*
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:08, Reply)

wait, just a minute or two more until I tell you....
shhhh...
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:09, Reply)

If this doesn't end up being
'Sorry I've been such an irritating arse' I'm not interested.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:10, Reply)

not long now, just a moment
wait a little longer
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Get on with it for fuck's sake. You're delaying my second wank of the day.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:14, Reply)

DON'T USE THAT TONE WITH ME
We're waiting for that smoker to come back, when he's here I'll tell you all and then we can all have a big cuddle and that
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:16, Reply)

I'm not cuddling Battered until he's at least washed his hands.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:16, Reply)

WHERE is that smoker?
Someone tell him to come back, this is important!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:17, Reply)

This is going to be so lame

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Read above fuckwit. He's back.
Now get on with it.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:18, Reply)

wait....!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:19, Reply)

I don't want to know
Please keep whatever it is to yourself.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:17, Reply)

*proffers noose*

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:09, Reply)

when that person comes back from their fag I'll let you know
I had no idea homosexuality was so open on this forum
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:11, Reply)

This is shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Morning.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:22, Reply)

It is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:23, Reply)

I agree

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Your face is shit
you insufferable grump.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:23, Reply)

If it is,
it's because I must have caught face-shitness off you when we went out last week.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:25, Reply)

My secret is out
Do you have a noose?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:28, Reply)

I may do.
I think there's one loose, aboot this hoose somewhere.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:29, Reply)

^ amidst stiff competition
this may well be my worst post ever.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Next week I'm going to Needos
with a visiting Australian. She might want to meet a genuine English cunt, fancy some curry?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:33, Reply)

YES PLEASE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:36, Reply)

deal with it, monters

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I simply don't have the time
to dish out the round of bog-washes, Chinese burns and wedgies that you ghastly oiks so richly deserve.

Soz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:26, Reply)

At least flick some inky bits of paper at Freefair.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:28, Reply)

I have something a little more....spectacular in mind for him.

WARNING: may contain guillotines
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:29, Reply)

A blunt, rusty aids-infected guillotine I hope.
*prepares video camera*
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Too quick.
Say what you like about extreme Islam, but a bloody good stoning hits the right spot.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I am rather partial to a good stoning myself.
'LOL'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Proper Lol
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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:26, Reply)

is that bloke back from his poo yet?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:37, Reply)

What you should do, right, is post 'wait' several more times. It's hilarious.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:38, Reply)

look, I WANT to help you, I want to make this a BETTER PLACE To be
but you all need TO be HERE for It
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Please hit yourself repeatedly in the face with a large hammer

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:39, Reply)

it hurts

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:40, Reply)

You're just not putting any effort into this anymore, are you Sutcliffe?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 10:41, Reply)