Every time I go to town I get harrassed by young hip kids who think they can get me to sign up for their charity just be telling me how lovely I am.
Yes I am lovely but I donate without having to be coerced into it.
( girlinthehole, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:34, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

This
I tell them flat out that I refuse to give to charities that try to mug me on the street. Especially since the muggers are getting paid to do it.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:35, Reply)

I go one further
I mug the "chugger" for what they have collected so far and donate it to another charity.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:37, Reply)

One of those shit ones for crying puppies or something.
Or if they are collecting for sick animals I donate it to Huntingdon Life Sciences.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:38, Reply)

'Tango's beer and pot fund'
Est 1984
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:39, Reply)

A worthy cause, I'm sure you'll all agree

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:41, Reply)

I'm happy to donate a small sum.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:42, Reply)

1+1
There you go, that's a fairly small sum
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:43, Reply)

It's bullying and emotional blackmail and it disgusts me.
The implication is that they're doing voluntary work ie unpaid which is fucking hogwash. The cunts are on commission.

What I do is urinate into their collection buckets and then wipe my cancerous anus on their direct debit forms.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Then I push them headfirst into oncoming traffic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:39, Reply)

i fell for this
although to be fair i was looking for a charity to give to. On the upside she said she thought I was 28. now I'm meant to write to an albanian kid who likes football. Not really sure what to write.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:37, Reply)

"Are you single?"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Oi!
I already get offers from albania on the dating site without resorting to 11 year olds
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:39, Reply)

I don't think you should rule out grooming just yet
That's all I'm saying.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:42, Reply)

err thanks
i'll give it a few more months before I resort to that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:43, Reply)

"months"
Loving your optimism here.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:10, Reply)

HELLO YOU PRETTY LADY
MARRY ME SO I CAN COME TO YOUR COUNTRY?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:44, Reply)

i have had a few of those
mostly from Morrocco, though. I think they wan tto sell me for camels
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:45, Reply)

for s as a
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:46, Reply)

your attitude is giving me the hump

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Well, you're not the first b3tan I've given the hump to, after all.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:52, Reply)

You've heard it here first
Agnostic Antichrist has somehow managed to sexually transmit scoliosis
( Kroney, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Hahaha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:55, Reply)

"Hi, sorry that you live in Albania
and are going to be either poor or a Mafia footpad for your entire life?"
( Kroney, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:39, Reply)

If I send you a football, can you score me some hard drugs, a gun, and a prostitute?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:43, Reply)

I tell them I already donate to a Cat Charity
they ask why, I tell them I don't like people and twitch a bit. Works like a charm.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:42, Reply)

I usually bang on about cancer charities, and why we donate to them. Shuts chuggers the fuck up. Mostly. Unless they're counts

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Or cunts

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:49, Reply)

"Maybe you could give one pound, ah ah ah"
"2 pounds, ah ah ah"
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:49, Reply)

I'M ON A FUCKING PHONE WITH MY BIG SAUSAGE FINGERS, YOU HEARTLESS COUNT!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:55, Reply)

I can do OK with the cancer ones
"can you spare 5 minutes for cancer research?"

"I've already given you four years, isn't that enough?"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Have you found a cure yet? You've had long enough.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:56, Reply)

haha.
actually, that one's probably out there somewhere in clinical trials. Was an anti-cervical cancer antibody fragment. Although the HPV vaccination is probably going to do more in that area tbh.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 13:16, Reply)