Comic Relief is exactly the same.
Sitting in a bath of beans and all that.
You can always just donate by card and not tell anyone, that way you don't have to wear a hat made of bananas or anything zany.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:39, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Precisely.
The whole thing is tawdry and vulgar.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:40, Reply)

I used to like the news readers doing a musical number, I have to say.
But that was years ago, before Strictly Cum Bongo and that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:41, Reply)

I wear hats made of fruit already, why should I do it and give money.

( girlinthehole, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Carmen miranda lols

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Darth can sit on your head?
I knew gays had balance, but honestly!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:41, Reply)

I sit on his face. It's only fair.

( girlinthehole, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:43, Reply)

But do you not think that doing something idiotic
is more likely to prompt people in to donating who otherwise wouldn't?
(berk, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Maybe.
But how many times can Ranvir Singh ask a bunch of building society staff how many laps of Accrington town centre they've wheeled on a brass bed before I'm shouting "Bring on the cast of some shit West End Musical, quick!"
I used to love those shows, the warm Wogany BBC in-jokey glow. But I don't know who anyone is anymore, there's no BBC Television Centre, and outside broadcasts are too slick.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Wogan even made Eurovision watchable.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:45, Reply)

But what about the Duke of Eddingborough award? How will I get one of those and be let into the freemasions without it?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 12:48, Reply)