It's a comedy website. There will always be limits though, hence when folks get banned.
Getting upset about folks going LOL UR MUM is quite frankly pointless.
They ain't gonna get banned and you end up looking like a tool for being a grumpy shit about it.

The majority of the alleged trolling on QOTW is extremly tame, compared to the rabbid savaging that happens on /talk. Whenever anyone can be arsed posting anything that doesn't involve food.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:06, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Yeah, this is why I stay off /Talk
On /OT people are generally nice once they've stopped calling me a bender
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:07, Reply)

We're nice but lame
Swings and roundabouts.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:09, Reply)

To be fair you do seem like a MASSIVE bender.
/talk is alright but if you want to post there you need to lurk for a very long time to get the hang of it and not just be laughed off the place, like the lad on this thread, Quentin Oftiweak. He essentially gets told to fuck off everytime he's on /talk. He's also clearly Frisbee Adam.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:09, Reply)

this
is a good guess.

i thought wormulus, but you make more sense.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Nah, Wormulus does proper comedy accounts.
This is just lazy and pointless. Hence Frisbee.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:17, Reply)

it is a good description of both him and the comedy account

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:18, Reply)

The no bullying thing is by far the worst shtick for quite some time.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:21, Reply)

you teriible bully
NO BULLYING!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:24, Reply)

HAHAHA! They all think you're a dick here as well.
Go on Adam, have a wobble. Come on frisbee teaboy TICK TOCK.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)

I'm not adam
and I'm not going to have any kind of a breakdown, thank you very much

out-classed by a noob there, mmps. might want to TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR LIFE
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)

TICK TOCK

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:30, Reply)

I love you man, let's fucking do each other anally

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:30, Reply)

TICK TOCK

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:46, Reply)

is it worse than the biscuits?
i think it's a 0-0 draw there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:24, Reply)

I FUCKING LOVE BISCUITS

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:24, Reply)

TICK TOCK
come on Adam, you remember this.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:30, Reply)

not adam, genius

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:30, Reply)

HAHA!
Classic frisbee!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Even I, with my meagre experience of B3ta folklore, know that's a fucking horrible thing to say about someone
In fact it was SaxyAdam who taught me the lesson you mention above; someone linked to a thread where he tried to apologise and got torn to shreds. Lots of "tick" and "tock".
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Indeed, and the Frog Chorus.
We all wondered what he would come back as, after scraping his wobbling mess off the floor. Sadly it is this rather pathetic parody.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Funny how whenever a newbie turns up everyone assumes it's either a) Bert or b) a comedy account
It's almost as if we firmly believe no-one genuinely new would be dumb enough to start posting here
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:23, Reply)

that's jsut the sort of thing a comedy account would say

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:24, Reply)

I can say with absolute certainty
That no-one would create or stick with a comedy account that takes as much abuse as I do
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:26, Reply)

maybe you should try being a giver for a change?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)

TICK TOCK

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)

the mouse ran oup the clock?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:30, Reply)

TICK TOCK

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)

hickory dickory dock!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:44, Reply)

TICK TOCK

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:46, Reply)

the clock struck one
the mouse ran down
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:49, Reply)

TICK TOCK

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Come on Adam. This is just like the old days eh? TICK TOCK.
So why did you leave? Did you get sacked from you big important job at the lawfirm, is that what it is? Did they finally buy a teasmaid.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:54, Reply)

ah, noit was 'hickory dickory dock'
ne'er mind
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Five to wobble I reckon.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Allow me to educate you on a couple of points kiddo
1) There is no way on earth ribbing of this standard is going to bother me

2) I'm one of the nice ones, direct your frustration at your lack of a frisbee partner since that poodle you kidnapped realised you were a dull shite ran away at someone else
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:31, Reply)

3. your not awfully good at insulting people
4. bumsex
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:32, Reply)

5. YOU'RE
6. Genius
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)

7.thank you very much

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)

8: ???
9: Profit!
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:46, Reply)

It's all fun, if they're geniune then they'll stick around and get involved.
The next time a noob come on they'll get stuck in too. Circle of life innit.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Natural selection
Learn to take a bit of ribbing and live with a meme at your expense or fuck off.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)

If it's not the place for you, best to find out right at the start.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Someone should screengrab this convo and set it up as a fifteen-second flashing intro for new users
We're blazing a trail of cruel-to-be-kindness right here
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Folks should read mike's fail log, to see what not to do.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Mike woz ere?
On his profile? Haven't seen it myself. Amorous Badger's fail archive kept me amused when I first joined, I'm ashamed to admit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)

It's the same as that only folks that have failed /talk.
Total internet failing and wobbling, some real b3ta fail legends in there. Like Frisbee Adam.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:39, Reply)

I'm reading it now
Thank you for the tip. It's always good to know that there are people out there who're worse at the internet than I am.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:40, Reply)

*bums*

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:43, Reply)

That's one good thing about this meme
All the willing cock
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Well, can we all put a bit more time into bullying semidetatched/freefair then?
He's either a sock or a bit shit and I'd like to see him hounded off or made to show some back bone, I don't care which.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)

I honestly don't think he's a sock
He's just horribly deluded by a total lack of life experience
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:39, Reply)

you might be right, but I think we are being far too accepting with noobs lately
conversely I wish your meme would fuck off and die as it is very, very dull.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:40, Reply)

You OTers, not so different from /talk after all.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:43, Reply)

I know this.
I think that the difference is that on /talk they venerate cunts, but their natural humanity and fluffiness breaks through, this place has more of a liking for the fluff, but the inner cunt comes out, the result is much the same. I do wish you'd kept Wormulus to your selves though.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:48, Reply)

I quite like Wormulus but then I'm a /talker and he's just funny over there.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:50, Reply)

If you say so, he's a dull and rather sanctimonious cock over here.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Fucking hell, YOU think it's dull?
Try living with it for 20 years
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:43, Reply)

I have skillfully avoided it by means of
not banging on about ballroom dancing and by generally being so massively heterosexual that no one could doubt which side my bread is buttered.

I also don't get wound up about it which may help.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Oh yeah, you've never dallied with dipping your dick in the dark side
Bear in mind, I've only been doing Ballroom, which I maintain isn't even remotely gay, for 7 years. I'm going to get this sort of stick whatever happens. Making one's peace with that doesn't make it any less tedious.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Frankly I think I could admit to having fucked a few blokes and still not get the stick you do.
I'm not sure why, I suspect because I wouldn't care.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:56, Reply)

/talk has pretty much become a parody of itself over the last few months though
hence why I can rarely be bothered to go back there. That and I've no desire to watch the bizarre car crash that is Mono and b_m having yet another breakdown.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Comedy account central at the moment as well.
Shite ones, not police dog ones. Oh police dog, I miss you :'(
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Police dog and igor.
those were the days.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Oh christ yeah, igor was qaulity.
Wormulus should write a comedy account FAQ, sorts some of this current rubbish out.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:16, Reply)

SORRY i WAS BUSY FOR A MINUTE
do you want to know my secret now?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:25, Reply)

I think telling us would ruin all the fun you're having.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)

i am really enjoying myself
I like B£ta, do you like B3ta?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:30, Reply)

TICK TOCK WOBBLE O'CLOCK

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)

mark morrison's zombie shoes is a paedophile you say?
that's terrible and awful
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)

TICK TOCK

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)

It's okay, I lnow what it is.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)

you really don't
wait here while I fetch my journals...
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Tick

( Kroney, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:30, Reply)

tock

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:31, Reply)

it's the sound of the clokc ticking while I go to fetch the VERY important terible news for you all!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:31, Reply)

How about you link us to your work website whilst we wait?

( Kroney, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:32, Reply)

surely nobody could be that stupic?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Really?
You were.
( Kroney, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)

I'm not adam

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)

TICK TOCK.
Yes you are, go on tell us about EXTREMEFRISBEE!!!111!111!!!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)

I'm more into Scatch, tahnks

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Fuck off, Adam
There's a good lad.
( Kroney, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Of course, no need to get upset again Adam.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:39, Reply)

I F***ING HATE YOU ALL
I'M GOING TO KILL MYESLF
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Finally.

( Kroney, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I HOPE IT WAS WORTH IT
THIS WILL BE ON YOUR CONSHANCE FOR EVER
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Don't forget to link it online. TICK TOCK.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:47, Reply)

frankly this is genius
in a fairly short space of time you've out trolled a troll (or outsocked a scokpuppet, perhaps). Sometimes my love for this place knows no bounds....
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:45, Reply)

*doffs cap* Happy to help. A cunt's a cunt, no matter what board they're on.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:51, Reply)

yeah!
and you ARE
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Oh Adam :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:58, Reply)

ah the old frisbee flounce clock
mark was right. it IS you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:32, Reply)

No need Adam.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:32, Reply)