No, I'm fucking not.
My research is in the Daily Mail. The fucking Mail.

www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2053829/Artificial-blood-stem-cells-used-transfusions-just-years.html

I feel so dirty.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:31, 9 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

you're one of 'them' now

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:33, Reply)

baby killer

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Excellent news. Until the end when there was some mention of using cows. For goodness' sake leave the poor animals alone. We can do this using human cells, why do animals always have to suffer to keep humans alive???? Thank God their organs are not compatible with our's or we would no doubt be killing them to order by now.
- Jane, Ipswich, 27/10/2011 11:35
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:36, Reply)

She's from Ipswich
It's remarkable she can even write
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:37, Reply)

The rest of them
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- MARTIN, Ipswich, 27/10/2011 12:35
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:41, Reply)

You missed out "32, TELECOMMUNICATIONS ANALYST"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Just saw that, fucking hell.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:37, Reply)

damn fucking straight.
I've even killed a baby and made its cells glow green, cos that's how cunts like me roll.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:39, Reply)

*prepares smiting tank*
EDIT: If that's you they've quoted, you ought to sue for defamation of character. "Mr" indeed.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Marc's an ex-surgeon
so Mr is correct.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Not you then
Thought maybe they'd ignored your PhD
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:42, Reply)

I'm hardly going to put that link up
if my name was in it, now am I?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Hell no
No such thing as a vainglorious B3tan. Did I mention I was on telly in February?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:45, Reply)

are you the one with the pipette?
can I have your number?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Ahahaha.
'...such unrealistic forecast is mainly to attract research enthusiasts to sponsor the project!'

You cannot cure cancer, you may as well stop trying.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:35, Reply)

absolutely
in fact, we might as well all sit around in our pants eating doritos as we can't achieve anything anyway.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:43, Reply)

hahahahahahahahahaha
this has made my day SO SO MUCH.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Which one are you in the picture?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:36, Reply)

I'm not, they're all stock shots.
I should point out, before anyone starts comedy stalking, I'm not Marc Turner either. Part of my research group works with his group on this process.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Woh', you made some blood? That's so cool, it has so many implications that could revolusionise humanity.
Just think about it, fast food joints like McDonalds can start making their own black pudding, it'll change their breakfast menu for generations to come. You're gonna make a fortune out of that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:37, Reply)

haha, you are a scary man.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:42, Reply)

=)
Apparently, and I'm pretty sure I don't understand it, but they can use chemo to zap out the bone marrow and replace it with new ones that are made using stem cells, which would cure all auto-imume deseases or something like that.

They're using bone marrow on the hair bikers at the moment, looks quite tasty.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:47, Reply)

can I have some for my halloween costume?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:40, Reply)

It's a teeny bit expensive right now.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 16:44, Reply)