haha!
*does brownie salute*
( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:23, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I promise that I will do my best
to do my duty to god
to serve the queen
and to help other people
and to keep the brownie guide law
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:28, Reply)

I wasn't a brownie. I joined the girl guides.
I got my hostess badge, hence my awesome hostessing skills.
( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Are you like Alison Steadman in Abigail's Party?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:30, Reply)

is that a hostess badge
or a "hostess" badge?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:30, Reply)

I had the
Housekeeper badge in Brownies, that's why...oh..um.

Well, I had a shit load of art and craft badges in guides. I even convinced the guide leader that 'cheese painting' (ie painting on cheese slices with food colouring) could count as a craft (or perhaps a Kraft
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:31, Reply)

I only got one badge in guides, and that was childminding.
I had a chuffing armful in Brownies, though. I was an ace brownie.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:34, Reply)

I was a Brownie Leader for a while
I have a badge for that, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:41, Reply)

When I was a guide, I was a helper at the local brownie troop.
I enjoyed it so much I stayed in the guides for about six months longer than I really wanted to.

What 'sixes' were you in?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Imps
We're the ever helpful Imps
Quick and quiet as any shrimps

you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:45, Reply)

I was a pixie, then an imp, and then a pixie again.
In teh guides I was a snowdrop.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:52, Reply)

I was a Robin
I can't remember the pixie poem
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:53, Reply)

I don't remember any poem : (
Now I have to check up on the brownie images to see if they've butchered the sixes the way they butchered the uniform...

EDIT: Noooooo!!!!!!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:56, Reply)

i liked the new uniforms
I was in guides when it happened. Because I was tall and fat I looked ridiculous in the old ones - the skirts were always WAY too short
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:57, Reply)

On reflection, I've remembered I wasn't an imp, I was an elf.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:00, Reply)

This is what we do as elves
Think of others not ourselves

elves = lame
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:01, Reply)

its OK, they've still got imps

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:58, Reply)

haha, do the badger ones belong to me?
I shall make an army of brownie minions.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:01, Reply)

They've changed it a bit now, I think.
They've either taken out god or the queen. I can't remember which.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:32, Reply)

I think we would hear if someone had taken out the queen
especially if it was a fucking girl guide.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:48, Reply)

arf.
Blimey, everyone's on form today.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:01, Reply)

I'm off to be inked, see you later fuckers

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:05, Reply)

Show us your 'brown owl', love.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:37, Reply)

consider my monocle well and truly dropped.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:48, Reply)

<s>some letters that change it to 'moagly' or whatever the leader is called.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:05, Reply)

fucking marvellous

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:53, Reply)