No point taking things seriously
there is always the option to just not look at something.

Alt: Lovely new jeans
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:21, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Alt: thanks!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:25, Reply)

ooh what kind of jeans??
i am (supposed to be) doing something v stupid on sunday and seeing the boy. can't decide whether to wear my new slim-cut sparkly jeans (at least the misery of splitting up with him means they are now too big) or a short berry coloured mini, slutty white tights and boots.

either way i should really be jumping under the taxi rather than getting in it to go and meet him!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:25, Reply)

For pity's sake, woman.
Don't be a spastic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:26, Reply)

so, the skirt then?
:(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Skirt in cupboard.
Swipe in flat.

Gaylord somewhere completely different and not in contact by phone/text/email/carrier pigeon etc.

DONE.

Getting over someone, the Gordon Ramsay way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Gaylord in the basement of a male sauna more like.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Bollocks deep in an Austrian gym instructor more like.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Stood in two shopping bags in a cubicle in the Clapham Common lavatories, more like.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Playing testicle conkers

( Kroney, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:33, Reply)

This wins.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:33, Reply)

if i go
sunday will be the last time. it has to be. this guy is like kryptonite! i have 2 others asking to take me out, both nice guys, both educated, clever, funny, kind.

and i would be more enthusiastic about a smear test.

gah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:33, Reply)

No, Rachel, this guy is not like kryptonite.
This guy is like John Inman.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:34, Reply)

he's a bit less amusing than that!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Christ that IS bad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Then why are you doing it?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:34, Reply)

because i miss him
and i'm a total idiot
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:36, Reply)

The former comment must surely be related to the latter, here.
Come on now. Don't be a helmet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:37, Reply)

When I went to Canada in the summer I missed Monty terribly for 14 days.
On day 15 I realised I wasn't that bothered.

So there you go, all it takes to not miss someone is 15 days and a few drinks.

Don't torture yourself by going on Sunday. Please.
( wanderlust, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Right. Thanks.

No, really. Thanks again.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Seriously, thanks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:41, Reply)

You're welcome.

( wanderlust, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Thanks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Would it be crass if I thank her too?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Hi, can I just say, thanks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:42, Reply)

After yesterday don't you mean Cheers!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:43, Reply)

You can say it again if you like.

( wanderlust, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Cheers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:45, Reply)

a few days and 15 drinks would be easier...!
thank you for the wise words x
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:46, Reply)

*pulls top over head, and runs around the room yelling 'scooooore' *

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Er...WTF?
Sorry Swipey, been missing from the board for a week or so. What's the story here?

You've split up with THE DEMON IN THE SACK? Who bumped who? But then you're meeting up with him again? So soon?

This may have disaster written all over it, IMHO.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:33, Reply)

it's a long and horrifically sad story
let's go for what battered and monty are suggesting. much more fun and interesting.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Is there a link to the tale of woe, or is it too personal for the interwebz?
Sounds like you don't even want to meet him, so I can't really see why you're doing it anyway. Biatches be crazy.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Basically, the man's a chutney ferret.
The end.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:38, Reply)

there is no link to the tale of woe
i don't want to make al cream his pants.

i don't want to see him at all; i'd rather stick pins in my eyes. there is nothing on the planet i'd rather do.

you tell me... fucked if i know the answer!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Christ almighty Swipey.
Just call off the meet. WTF is the point of it? By the sound of it you still have the hots for him, and he would appear to be bad news. He's possibly just looking to drain his spuds. You will get hurt, and more importantly, OT will be filled with WOEISME all of next week.

Just say no kiddo.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Swipe, you know that when I say this next thing, it's coming from a place of caring and concern.
But if you go on Sunday, you're a fucking idiot.
( Kroney, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:47, Reply)

arrrrrrrrrgh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:48, Reply)

You *know* why he's doing this and you're still going to let him?
Seriously. Have a word with yourself. If you want me to come up and try to distract you, I will. But seeing him will *not* end well.
( Kroney, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:49, Reply)

If you go on Sunday you are not allowed to come on here and moan
about how horrible it was.
( wanderlust, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:53, Reply)

^ this ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:55, Reply)

oh help

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:08, Reply)

The skirt and the slutty tights.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:38, Reply)

they ARE remarkably slutty tights
maybe i should just wear them over my head instead. at least then i could steal stuff from the fancy hampstead shops.

and blame barry.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I'd like to start a campaign to get more women wearing slutty tights, more of the time.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 12:16, Reply)