I got some free Bang &Olufsen headphones last night,
How cool is that?

Answer: very cool indeed, Monty, VERY COOL INDEED.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:03, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

How'd you blag that?
May I suggest ebay?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:03, Reply)

My ex's landlord (and friend) lets out a number of properties.
One tenant was a Chinese girl who did a runner (and was also a large-scale credit card fraudster from what they found in the flat). So all her stuff was up for grabs. My ex got a Macbook out of it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:06, Reply)

I need a wok

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:13, Reply)

I could make a LOLarious Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock joke here
but not ever Peter Noone would get it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Would that be
"I wanna wok right now" ?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:18, Reply)

It would.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:19, Reply)

I knew I liked you for a reason.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:19, Reply)

"Cause I'm the winner, no, I'm not the loser"

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Lucky bastard!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Innit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:07, Reply)

tock

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Adam, sorry, hate to break it to you, but I'm one of the least likely people to flounce, I simply don't care enough.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:19, Reply)

yeah, but i've got a mum
+1 UP
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:22, Reply)

If that's the only thing you can "+1 up" me on, you really don't have much to live for.
I think you should kill yourself.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:24, Reply)

then I'll bum your mum in heaven

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:25, Reply)

I second this motion

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Should Adam kill himself





( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)

agreeing right here, I never really knoew adam
I ain't him though, soz
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:29, Reply)

there's plenty I could +1 UP you on
I coud dig up your mum and put my balls in her mouth and then stick +1 UP your arsehole
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Well, she's been dead 15 years now
If you opened the coffin lid, she might not even have a face anymore.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:30, Reply)

keep going, I'm almost there

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I'm not averse to coming on skull if there's no face
might poke moss up her pelvis to give her some feedback though
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Pretty cool.
Are they, however, extra-ordinarily well-formed but with a very ordinary level of function? because if not, they aren't real B&O.

And, yeah, ebay the fuckers. Say they're limited edition, or *insert uberhip new DJ here* used them in a seminal set somewhere in Hoxton. Even better, say they are completely compatible with fixed-wheel bikes and wait for the tragically hip bids to roll in...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:07, Reply)

I needed some cans.
Now I don't. Ebay my arse.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:09, Reply)

got some beans if you're interested?
srtained peas 21p
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:13, Reply)

I was hoping you'd died of Goody Cancer by now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:17, Reply)

nah, I've been Bill Oddimmunised

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:18, Reply)

this is good

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:22, Reply)

shitprick

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Any need?
I was saying your answer was good
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)

cos you're a cock

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Aww bless
Did Mummy put on your special Thursday socks on a Friday again?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)

my mum's bin dead 15 years you inconsiderate shitehawk cunt fucker

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Did she die on a Thursday then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)

she died on the same day as Agnotic's Mum
she couldn't live without her fisting bitch
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:41, Reply)

How To Make Friends And Influence People by Q.Oftiwank
+NOT
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I hope you get gangrene on your grapes

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:49, Reply)

You are truly lolarious

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Mine killed herself because I listen to too much Green Day
Yours did just to get away from you.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:44, Reply)

ooh, you bitch
my mum isn't really dead though, she loved me enough to keep breathing

y'know cos she's not some sort of selfish, terminally ill cunt
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:50, Reply)

was there any response to me coming on her skull?
where's she buried? I've got the right horn now
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Nah, didn't really seem worth a response.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:53, Reply)

obvo I'd have to wipe some of the more decomposed bits off
but keep some of the more moist bits for feeling

Man I wish I'd fucked your mum while she was still alive, if she'd known I was interested she might have stuck around eh?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I doubt that
She was extremely selfish after all, couldn't even be arsed to beat cancer.

What a bitch.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:56, Reply)

yeah, proper cunt
but I bet she loved cock, it was probably that pamplona virus that done her
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Well, I'm the youngest of 6

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:59, Reply)

dirty slag
she loved it up her, I'd be doing her a service giving her once last nut-chuck
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Luckily Jack Tweed looks after you now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:39, Reply)

"Luckily"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:40, Reply)

That's your birthday present for Gonz sorted then.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Gonz likes shit music.
Encouraging him to listen to it would be cruelty.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:10, Reply)

^ poor excuse ^
Hand them over
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Everything about me is poor.
Poor is as poor does.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:13, Reply)

/poorestgump

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:14, Reply)

*click*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:15, Reply)

u i
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:15, Reply)